1. Monday, February 23, 2004

    tsar plays tonight 

    and a super hot chick is taking me. i worked late so i wouldnt have to worry about things. shes hot. even this other chick says shes hot. the other chick says she wants to do it with both of us and im all yeah i’ll believe it when i sees it.

    some of the things i talk about in here are true. some arent. some are. this are. i are a lucky fucky. my belly is nervous. it might have been the regular coke i drank at lunch. i had to join the 3, 3:30, and 4 o’clock poopie club today so i want to say im not going to eat anything before the show but you have to have a few beers as the band plays.

    also a hot chick from work will be there. and two of my bros and all my friends minus my truest who was a little under the weather today and couldnt work. minus karisa who never wanted to see this show for some reason i dont know why. i will hafta ask her tomorrow.

    ok, the hot babe will be here any minute now so i will end this by saying to the ladies who read this page this:

    i want you to write for Lick.

    we have a good thing started over there.

    we will continue to grow and improve on what we have.

    i want you to write and tell me all your secrets.

    i want you to write and tell us boys how we can liberate all of you from white male oppression, kool things.

    i want you to tell us hwat we’re missing out on and how we can be better.

    we all want to be better.

    i want you to write and tell us what the real movies were last year that we shoulda seen and should rent.

    i want you to tell us what things were like when you were happy.

    i want you to tell us what things make you sad.

    i want you to tell us about what life is like in your neck of the woods.

    i want you to peel back the layer that protects you and flash us with something real.

    not j.lo and jah rule real but really doe real.

    i want you to write for me.

    the way i write for you.

    chica