1. Friday, March 19, 2004

    have i told you that i love courtney? 

    i do. what other rock star is letting brothas pose for pictures like this at Wendy’s late at night?

    not phil collins, thats for damn sure.

    speaking of brothas, ive gotten lots of email but not many comments on the FCC Chairman’s email below.

    at first i thought it was fake, but now im believing that that email truly was from Colin’s son.

    As the Daily Stern reported today, the FCC fined Howard Stern $27,500 for talking about an oral sex act that occurs when you’re taking a #2.

    The conversation occured in 2001.

    Ironically, yesterday, Oprah Winfrey had a guest on who was talking about… of all things, Licking someones ass

    precisely what I discussed yesterday morning

    for your asses.

    anyway, let’s compare and contrast what Oprah discussed yesterday with what Howard got busted for:

    3/18/04:

    WINFREY: OK–so–OK, so what is a salad toss?

    Ms. BURFORD: OK, a tossed salad is–get ready; hold on to your underwear for this one–oral anal sex. So oral sex to the anus is what tossed salad is.

    Hi, Mom.

    7/2001

    Howard Stern: Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you�re sitting on a toilet bowl if you are a man. You�re sitting on a toilet bowl and uh, while you�re evacuating you receive your oral.

    Robin Quivers: Ick.

    the difference is Oprah didnt get in any trouble, and Stern has to hand over the equivalent of a Ford Explorer.

    normally I would have scratched my head and wondered why Stern would get punished for it, but after Michael Powell explained so clearly that this is about him trying to stick it to the White Oppressor, it makes a lot more sense to me.

    so thank you Chairman Powell for the FCC exclusive.

    brotha.

    goldman + case + kimbalina + ev + sutter