1. Monday, March 15, 2004

    i like bob seger as much as the next guy. 

    but is he on par with prince and george harrison? fuck the beatles, but i had no problem with harrison. mostly cuz he made up for it with the wilburys and all those terry gilliam movies.

    fuck the rock n roll hall of fame.

    fuck pretty much everything. howard stern was right this morning. rolling stone wants to put him on their cover and write about his problems with the fcc and at first he was going to do it, but then he realized that this wasnt His problem, it’s Everyones problem. for 20 years hes been doing his show and the public has been eating it up.

    nothing that he does is obscene. it’s about sex a lot of the times, but that doesnt instantly make it obscene.

    the radio waves are the public’s airwaves. how public is it when one company owns 80% of it? how public is it when a few republicans are dictating what can be broadcast? how public is it when the number one broadcaster is suddenly deemed obscene the same month he comes out against the president of the united states?

    i know a lot of my elected officials read this.

    and some officials, like senator clinton read this too.

    if you fools dont start fighting the repubs on this issue and on the issue of free speech and of the issue of censorship and of the issue of assholes bulldozing their quote unquote morals all over my shit im going to not only vote them out but vote you out too.

    where is the main democratic voice standing up and saying, oh no you didn’t!

    do i have to elect the audience of the jerry springer show to run my senate?

    do i have to move to canada?

    do i have to open up a coffee shop in amsterdamn called expats?

    do i really have to get an internet radio show called devil radio where i get one of those voice boxes that alters sound so i sound like the Great Deceiver and all i say is stuff like, “this is devil radio, give me your soul!” and play metallica, maiden, zeppelin, and britney?

    you know ive never owned a pair of air jordans?

    you know how clean my house is?

    you know how sleepy i am?

    prince deserves better than to be inducted alongside bob seger, thats all im saying.

    its cuz hes black that hes being dissed like this, isnt it?

    maybe its cuz hes just so damn funky.

    my truest and i heard sinead do nothing compares 2 u in the launderia and she almost started crying cuz its so good, still.

    and me, i just loved that part where she goes, i went to the doctor you know what he told me you know what he told me

    he said girl u better have fun no matter what u do

    but hes a fool.

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