1. Friday, June 25, 2004

    dear vice president haliburton, 

    i totally understand why you would tell leahy to fuck off on the senate floor yesterday. i mean, calling you out and asking you how much money you’re making via haliburton over this iraq war is totally unprofessional, and generally not cool.

    even if youre making millions.

    which you probably are.


    but dude, the new campaign ad… (click the green button that says “watch” or click this direct link)

    as the kids say, wtf?

    are you serious with your intention of comparing kerry, gore, and michael moore to hitler?

    is that all you brainiacs have over there at 1600?

    i dont know about you, but i sorta like the riled up Al.

    and is it a good idea to show not one, but two clips of the guy who got more popular votes than your guy did?

    more questions:

    is it really bad for Howard Dean to say that he wants his country back?

    do you really want to show Michael Moore’s speech where he says, “we live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons,” reminding people that the fat bastard might actually be right, and reminding them that it was a speech that he gave as he was winning an Oscar for best documentary, which he will probably win again with his movie about your administration?

    is Gephart wrong when he says “this president is a miserable failure”, or are you suggesting that because he’s pointing he’s Hitleresque?

    did Hitler really say that God told him to take on al-Queda? or are you guys being funny over there?

    are you serious in showing the funniest thing that Kerry has ever said, “he will lay off your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass, and tell you there is no promised land”?

    and is it necessary to bleep ass?

    mr. vice president, this commercial is the nicest gift youve ever given the democrats, and trust me, youve given them many gifts.

    please re-consider showing this on your dime.

    so that the dems can show this on theirs.

    but i must say that you did the right thing by not letting the president speak at all.

    its your only hope.



    metafilter’s thread + bluecad + watch jeff jarvis on aaron brown tonight attempt to diss michael moore