tony, i cant talk to you.
come on. just for a sec.
no. there are two people im being told not to talk to. michael moore and tony pierce.
dude, but im your bro.
no. and… what?
i do tony, but…
and remember how i lived up to our deal that i wouldnt talk about your daughters.
your twin daughters. come on man. ive got two posts a day ive gotta think shit up for, to turn my back on the drunken twin teenage daughters of the president of the united states isnt as easy as youd think.
well i appreciate that but no.
all i want to ask you about is why wont you talk to the brothas?
the brothas and sistahs of the naacp.
what band is that.
theyre not a band.
rap group? hip-hop outfit?
no mr. bush, the naacp is an organization that tries to help minorities get more educated, get good jobs, and fight racism. among other things.
never heard of em.
well, you actually spoke to them in 2000 when you were running for president.
see there, i DID talk to them. why do they want me to talk to them again?
for one reason, because every year since youve been elected youve declined their invitation to speak to them again. and if you blow them off this year you’ll be the first sitting president since hoover not to talk to the biggest minority orginazation.
hey wait, i thought you said you werent going to talk politics this month.
who said this was politics. this is one guy asking another guy why he wants to stiff black people.
i dont want to stiff anyone. besides, the darkies dont vote for me.
says who? you dont think that by hiring condi and colin that blacks sorta like you?
why dont you ask them?
they dont want to talk to me. they’ll be mean to me.
president bush. remember when you were in that classroom in florida on 9/11. were those little black kids, was that big fat black teacher mean to you?
see. is condi and colin mean to you?
ok, bad example. anyway, i think you should reconsider. this is a close race. blacks will vote. maybe not as much as they should, but they do vote and every vote counts.
ok, i will think about it. but if i change my mind you didnt hear it from me.
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