1. Saturday, July 10, 2004

    im going to see anchorman today 

    with my true love.

    these are the things the republicans want me to write about.


    meanwhile im going to beat off every time the instapundit takes a shot at michael moore.

    might as well join em.

    sometimes i wonder what i would be like if i was the worlds most popular blogger.

    i know i would change.

    have to.

    success and popularity changes everyone. its normal.

    but for some reason i think i would end up being more willing to show the opinions of the other side. especially if my influence was on average literally 50,000 times more powerful than the average blog.

    for example, if i talked about washington dc and i didn’t mention the fact that the president’s controversial texas air national guard payroll records suddenly accidentally were destroyed, i think i’d have to talk about it.

    i think that would be something i wouldn’t want to turn my back to.

    especially after all that hogwash when that one guardsman said he saw some of bush’s records in the trash.

    or, if the president of the united states was prepared to be the first sitting president since hoover to dis the naacp by not speaking with them during his term, i think i might be inclined to talk about that too.

    a rich white republican president… i don’t know… in election year… i mean the blacks in florida alone…

    ok, whatever.

    i do know id probably swear less if i had 100,000 readers. or id pick em out better.

    and id spell check.

    and i might actually read the shit before i hit publish post.

    and i would take down my pay pal button.

    and i would do everything i could not to sell out, and keep whatever edge i have true.

    i had a great talk the other day with a man who i really wish would blog.

    he reads all the blogs and is a true centrist.

    and an honest and well-read gentleman.

    he has no problem admitting that this shit is all about oil. and he has no problem admitting that he refuses to see f-9/11, although he’s not so comfortable owning up to why.

    its that struggle that i wish more bloggers would write about. on both sides.

    in november im going to vote for a guy that karisa could tell you about, but of whom i know very little.

    im not in love with kerry but no fucking way will i vote for bush.

    i heard someone say on the radio that they wouldn’t vote bush out because it would give the wrong message to the terrorists. it would admit that we lost the war. that we lost our pride and are firing him for 9/11.

    if i was that dj, id say baby, the most deadly thing you could do to fight terrorism is have a free american life. which means voting out retards when it becomes obvious that they’re retards.

    the only bush payroll records that were destroyed were the three months in question?

    only a retard would believe that shit

    and only a retard would play that shit.

    and after anchorman we’re doing our laundry.

    the best whitehouse press conference regarding the national guard records (watch the video as you read along)