by tony pierce, 110
everyone knows the republicans have been holding osama bin ladin in the basement of the alamo for the last year.
why else would they not be panicking right now?
the republicans could knock out the democrats if they win this presidential election this year.
george w. bush, like him or not, has dodged bullet after bullet from stealing the election, to not being even partially blamed for 9/11 despite getting a memo about bin ladin’s threat to the country in 8/11, to the trillion dollar deficit, to the two hundred billion war on iraq, to the failed attack on gay marriages, to missing military records
and he is in a virtual deadlock with a vietnam vet with three purple hearts
who everyone admits is smarter
who everyone knows isnt in bed with the saudis
of whom 15 of the 19 of the 9/11 terrorists called home
who better get out of that basement soon
because if george w bush can figure out a way to win
despite all of his baggage and failure as a president
just like how he failed as a governor and a businessman
despite michael moore’s box office miracle
the finest smear
ive ever seen.
if george w. bush can do what hasnt been done in 16 years
a republican getting more votes than a democrat for president
it will utterly crush the democrats
as it should
because they will never find an easier candidate to beat.
that war? did we win that war? cuz if we won it, where was the parade?
so im guessing we didnt win that war.
the one against the country that didnt have any serious weapons.
if the people of the usa say we’re gonna vote for that dude
who lost to the country who didnt have any serious weapons
instead of the vietnam war hero
then it’s lights out for the dems.
who better have a wicked pissah convention this week
cuz the republicans are going to “find” osama bin ladin
cuz they pretty much have to.