1. Sunday, July 25, 2004

    why the republicans have to release bin ladin now 

    by tony pierce, 110

    everyone knows the republicans have been holding osama bin ladin in the basement of the alamo for the last year.

    why else would they not be panicking right now?

    the republicans could knock out the democrats if they win this presidential election this year.

    george w. bush, like him or not, has dodged bullet after bullet from stealing the election, to not being even partially blamed for 9/11 despite getting a memo about bin ladin’s threat to the country in 8/11, to the trillion dollar deficit, to the two hundred billion war on iraq, to the failed attack on gay marriages, to missing military records

    and he is in a virtual deadlock with a vietnam vet with three purple hearts

    who everyone admits is smarter

    who everyone knows isnt in bed with the saudis

    of whom 15 of the 19 of the 9/11 terrorists called home

    including osama

    who better get out of that basement soon

    because if george w bush can figure out a way to win

    despite all of his baggage and failure as a president

    just like how he failed as a governor and a businessman

    despite michael moore’s box office miracle

    the finest smear

    ive ever seen.

    if george w. bush can do what hasnt been done in 16 years

    a republican getting more votes than a democrat for president

    it will utterly crush the democrats

    as it should

    because they will never find an easier candidate to beat.

    that war? did we win that war? cuz if we won it, where was the parade?

    so im guessing we didnt win that war.

    the one against the country that didnt have any serious weapons.

    if the people of the usa say we’re gonna vote for that dude

    who lost to the country who didnt have any serious weapons

    instead of the vietnam war hero

    then it’s lights out for the dems.

    who better have a wicked pissah convention this week

    cuz the republicans are going to “find” osama bin ladin

    cuz they pretty much have to.

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