it’s been so long since i’ve gotten any

that even the chicks i got it on with don’t even remember.

witness:

mr_dumbass: when was the last time we got it on?

CliprGirl: ummm, maybe 2 months ago

mr_dumbass: you dont have the exact date?

CliprGirl: no!

CliprGirl: why would i

mr_dumbass: cuz girls remember these things

mr_dumbass: by the way how is that sweet ness

CliprGirl: ohhh

CliprGirl: wait

CliprGirl: maybe I do know…was it…

CliprGirl: the night of the White Orchid champagne tasting

mr_dumbass: did you put out that night?

mr_dumbass: you wouldn’t even let me touch you in front of your “friends”

CliprGirl: righht

mr_dumbass: or were you just on the d/l

mr_dumbass: and then i rang your bell once we got to my house?

CliprGirl: sorry, I am trying to get my agent to stop putting me on these gay shoots and my ohone is ringing off the hook, and you’re blowing up my chat box.

mr_dumbass: no prob

CliprGirl: Tony, I don’t remember when the last time is that we had sex

CliprGirl: sorry

CliprGirl: but it was about 2 months ago

CliprGirl: maybe a bit more

mr_dumbass: but you’re pretty sure we didn’t do it the day we went sailing?

CliprGirl: yep sure

mr_dumbass: hmmm

thank jah nothing in here is true or i might be busting at the seams right now itching to at least go to my nearest strip jointery to remind myself what a naked girl looks like.

sahalie + radiohumper + anti doesnt have these problems