she said why do you believe in God

i said i dont know.

she said they played baseball yesterday in new york,

yesterday of course being september eleventh

something they didnt do three years ago.

it was the new york mets playing the philadelphia phillies.

a high scoring game with the mets benefitting from a ninth inning error sent the game into extra innings

i was all what does that have to do with God.

she said at the end of ninth at shea the scoreboard read

nine runs eleven hits for new york

nine runs eleven hits for philadelpia

new york and pennsylvania of course being the two states where there were 9/11 casualties

since washington dc isnt in a state

i was all

dumb.

she was all the game ended in the thirteenth inning

final score?

new york nine

philadelphia eleven.

and then for some reason she punched me in the arm

as hard as she could.

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