karisa: not crazy so.
karisa: how are you/
the_busblog: not bad
the_busblog: i want to interview you for this bosox/yankee thing about to go down
karisa: haha- oh yeah?
the_busblog: how about in 30 minutes?
the_busblog: ok ready?
karisa: haha- i think so :-)
the_busblog: karisa j, your team has made it past the anaheim angels
the_busblog: any mixed feelings about your home team creaming the local squad?
karisa: haha- none whatsover.
karisa: i don’t care if i lived IN angels stadium.
karisa: i have never, ever been an angels fan.
karisa: and i hate their stadium even more.
karisa: AND the WORST food ever.
the_busblog: you didnt have the carrot cake?
karisa: no- but i bet if i did it would have sucked.
karisa: i mean, how can you ruin a pretzel.
karisa: and a sausage grinder?
karisa: and a hot dog?
karisa: AND- how can you justify playing a lame song like ‘calling all angels’ EVERY inning.
the_busblog: easy tiger
karisa: boston fans would have raided the pa booth and beat the person playing it up.
the_busblog: do you have any angst saved up for the yankees?
karisa: you asked ;-)
karisa: hahahah- don’t get me started.
the_busblog: tonights game stars which pitchers?
karisa: my man, schilling.
the_busblog: pedros not your man?
karisa: he is….
karisa: but i am nervous for him.
karisa: he’s got game 2…. but i think it will be ok.
karisa: maybe… he needs to repent for last year ;-)
the_busblog: remind the readers what pedro would have to repent for
the_busblog: if it isnt too painful
karisa: haha- uh- game 7…
karisa: staying in when he should have come out. giving up that heartbreaking homerun…
karisa: i can’t really talk about it anymore… ;-)
the_busblog: was that grady littles fault or pedros?
karisa: but i have a much better feeling this time.
karisa: pedro is still on the team so i am not going to talk too much shit.
karisa: he has still done lots of good!
the_busblog: who’s the new manager of the red sox?
karisa: i know who it is, tony.
the_busblog: yes but i dont karisa
the_busblog: f the al
karisa: i know it is terry francona… you do not need to quiz me about the players ;-)
karisa: f the AL?
the_busblog: the junior circuit
karisa: we have THE best rivalry in baseball though.
the_busblog: the pansy division
karisa: ‘passion’ division.
karisa: i don’t rag on your cubs.
karisa: i wish they were in the playoffs too.
the_busblog: is johnny damon your favorite?
the_busblog: thank you
karisa: no, but i think he is great.
karisa: david ortiz is my favorite.
the_busblog: if you were single
the_busblog: and your pal kerrie was single
the_busblog: and david ortiz was sitting there
the_busblog: who would get him?
karisa: haha- she likes pokey reese.
karisa: and i don’t like him in the ‘i want to jump his bones’ kind of way.
karisa: i think he is a great baseball player.
karisa: jason varitek is super sexy.
the_busblog: so you admit then that you do want to jump johnny damons bones
karisa: johnny damon- i’d probably just like to smoke pot with ;-)
karisa: or just have a few beers with.
the_busblog: do you like the unshaven caveman johnny or should he visit the queer eye fellas?
karisa: i think his look is working for him.
the_busblog: is this red sox team better or worse without nomah
karisa: brady is our new england representative of the metros ;-)
karisa: as hot as he is.
the_busblog: that will be deleted
karisa: haha- whatever!
karisa: i don’t want to answer that.
the_busblog: youre in post-nomar denial?
the_busblog: thats sweet
karisa: well i just think it should be left alone. we loved him while he was with us and wish him the best.
the_busblog: very diplomatic
the_busblog: now i have asked you privately
the_busblog: so i will ask you publicly
the_busblog: if the sox win the series
the_busblog: a first in 1,000 years
the_busblog: and the pats win the superbowl
the_busblog: and if kerry wins the presidency
karisa: 86 years, thank you.
the_busblog: will you pose nude for the busblog
the_busblog: you can wear red sox
karisa: hahaha- i told you. you’d have to ask permission from my boyfriend AND my mother.
karisa: and my mom has never even uttered the f-word.
the_busblog: is she a big sox fan?
karisa: i’d say bigger than myself even.
karisa: she doesn’t miss a game.
the_busblog: i think i can get her to say yes
the_busblog: i would work the angle that it would be good “luck” if you agreed to such an offer
karisa: haha- i bet that would only happen if the earth’s rotation decided to spontaneously change direction and she developed a severe case of schizophrenia.
the_busblog: she wouldnt even approve of it for her beloved ball club?
karisa: nope. she doesn’t care about the patriots as much.
the_busblog: yes, but she loves the sox
karisa: and what makes you think my boyfriend would agree?
the_busblog: i have information that might persuade him
the_busblog: ok, yankees…
the_busblog: are you happy that the sox will play the yankees again to see who gets in the world series?
karisa: i think that it will only really count if we beat the yankees to get there.
the_busblog: in my opinion the only match up worth watching is the sox-yanks
the_busblog: who do you hate the most of the yankees?
karisa: i agree with you.
karisa: i hate derek jeter.
karisa: not a fan of sheffield.
the_busblog: more than a-rod?
karisa: more than a-rod.
karisa: a-rod hasn’t proved to be too much of a threat.
the_busblog: other than the greatest catch ever?
the_busblog: how do you feel about joe torre?
karisa: joe torre looks like my neighbor from when i was younger.
karisa: everytime i see him i think that mr. mcdonald has quit the fire department and is posing as the coach of the yankees.
karisa: he is irrelevant to me.
karisa: nice nostalgia.
the_busblog: is zimmer still a coach for the yanks?
karisa: hmmm…. i haven’t seen him in awhile- i have no idea.
the_busblog: i doubt it but i would like to see another pedro/zim brawl
the_busblog: that has to be one of the best of a long line of great sox/yanks moments
karisa: haha- nah. i think the last brawl involving a-rod was better.
karisa: ok- maybe not as memorable and/or funny….
karisa: but i still don’t like to see an old man go down like that. plus, i think it sort of hexed pedro.
the_busblog: perhaps it did hex him
the_busblog: however if pedro pitched for any other team, youd probably hate his guts, no?
karisa: well i don’t have to worry about that right now, do i? ;-)
karisa: and i don’t really hate ex-red sox players usually….
karisa: unless they go to the yankees… cough (wade boggs…) cough (roger clemens)
the_busblog: as we wrap up, what is your favorite sox/yankee moment?
karisa: it will be the one where we beat them in game 5 to get into the world series.
the_busblog: was that 86?
the_busblog: my mind is foggy
karisa: no- i mean this series upcoming.
the_busblog: youre the best karisa, thank you for granting us this interview
karisa: hahah- my pleasure, tony :-)
found on floor + metropolio + wonda