two nice girls invited john woo and i

over to their house after work to watch

this fucking redsox yankee series

simply the greatest rivalry in all of sport.

so i accepted on his behalf and we met them there

and it was raining so they left the bathroom window open

so we could hear the rain

and one of the girls had put a candle in the bathroom

and lit it

and in the dark there with the rain

it was nice

and something youd never see

at mans house

so even nicer.

94. spot 79

thier plush carpet was clean

and i wondered how i could roll on it later

but never did because that game was so good

best rivalry ever

and the yankees are just too deep.

the other day fuckin jeter hit a bases clearing triple,

(double, advancing to third on the throw home)

and pedro was all fuckit and hit a-rod in the elbow

only place you can really hurt a-rod

and most guys will squint and jog over to first like all whatever

but a-rod barely made it put his hands on his knees and then straightened up,

arched his back, and grimaced like he could feel the bone splintering

with each little movement.

the trainer came over and sprayed on that cold topical cocaine deal

and the first base coach said youre in fenway park

and not only did you get hit but you got hit by pedro

but now pedro had to face sheffield and matsui,

wasnt jeter and a-rod enough?

but he did, and tonights game was spectacular

even with a-rod trying to cheat.

pretty boys played maybe two thousand games in his life.

has he ever known it not to be cheating

to slap a ball out of a glove.

this is a civilized sport.

you can bowl over the catcher, but certainly no slapping!

and my only fear for karisa, one of my best friends of all time,

is the red sox dont fare well in seventh games,

sadly, horrificly

cruely.

but the yankees must be defeated,

and the red sox must be the ones who do it.

and no matter what happens next week or the week after,

tonight will be the most important game of the season

i hope you get to share it with nice girls

like me and john woo got to do tonight.

danielle + annika + the fat guy