1. Friday, November 5, 2004

    yes mariah, tsar will be on national tv on monday 

    yes they dont have a cd coming out any time soon.

    yes they are no longer on disney-owned hollywood records who are more interested in pimping out the new hillary duff cd because of her scary talent.

    yes they are recording their third cd as we speak

    and yes i was invited to go to the taping but it happens too early in the evening for me to attend but i still wanted to let you know that

    yes, tsar will be on the Late Late Show, formerly hosted by craig kilbourn.

    how did this happen?

    how did an unsigned band who does not have an album out does not have a video out is not on any world tour get a national tv opportunity?

    because Tsar really is that good

    and their legend and majesty matches up with their live shows.

    and because when they played the Late Late Show a few years ago they rocked the house.

    and because when one of the big wigs of the show saw a beautiful young woman wearing a tsar tshirt he said, “wow, Tsar, my favorite band. those guys are destined for fame really soon.”

    and the woman said, “i think so too, but i might be the wrong person to ask as my husband is their manager.”

    and the big wig said, “have your husband call me, i’d love to have them on the show.”

    and thats how things are done in LA, it all matters who you know and how hard you rock.

    so America, heres your chance to see rock history

    the first time an unsigned band will perform on national tv despite not having anything to sell

    other than love.

    tune in Monday November 8 around midnight on CBS to see Tsar on the Late Late Show

    you’ll be better because of it.

    yes, even you mariah.

    vertical hold + opera dork + guinness and poker + ryan mcgee