12/31/03 happy nude year
1/1/04 American Splendor review
1/3 madpony meets gorilla mask
1/4 end of the year questionaire
1/5 she was sexy, far too sexy for me
1/6 defending pete rose
1/9 fuck jimmy fallon. fuck friends. fuck rush limbaugh. fuck the view. fuck the president.
1/11 ashley turns 22
1/12 howard stern turns 50
1/15 don and jen get pregnant
1/16 this is called how long can you write till the cheerleader arrives
1/17 vital info about yours dumbly
1/18 review of the L-Word – …did these lesbians get a hold of that type of weed that just knocks your ass out? they act as if theyre all getting root canals in the morning. they act as if they ran a marathon yesterday and they’re still recovering.
1/20 cam sex with a cam girl
1/21 do you know i love you
1/22 hi innernet
1/24 ray rayner, r.i.p.
1/27 – the village voice raves about the new tsar single
1/27 dear best western,
1/28 interview with a hospitalized xbi girl
1/29 blind man on the bus
1/30 karisa and i toast the best new radio station in LA
1/31 sometimes bloggers do get laid