1. Monday, January 3, 2005

    the best of october 

    on the busblog

    10/1 hi october

    10/1 the day i pitched my brilliant idea and they were all, nah

    10/2 sixth funniest picture of the year

    10/3 racing and rolling and twisting and coming and digging and rocking and whining and running. she and her best friend she and her girl friend she and her stick pin she and her whip ing. she said im here i said good she said im turning i said good. said im drunk i said good. said im ready said you wish.

    boom went her jet pack zip went her full back snap went the garters cha sneezed the sleestack.

    there was banging and smashing and clattering and flattering. i saw hairflings and backflips and handprints and noserings. i smelled candies and passion and candles and beer. i tasted butterscotch and chocolate and teenage lust and fear.

    10/4 she calls me cuz she wants me. i answer cuz i want her too. life isn’t that easy though. life is all about these stupid little corners that we paint ourselves into.

    life is all about worrying more about how things look if we do something as opposed to doing the things that we want and being honest with the people around us.

    10/4 ev retires at 26

    10/5 “how to vote” gets turned into a short film!

    10/5 yes, i have the hottest lawyer in LA

    10/5 they’re cracking, america.

    in the wake of getting his retarded ass kicked last week by sen. kerry in the debate, today the bush administration announced that the president will have a speech with the nation on wednesday to set the record straight.

    which pretty much is a vote of no confidence in the vice president who is scheduled to debate sen. edwards in a few hours.

    10/6 dick gets shafted in the vp debates, claims he had never met edwards. instapundit somehow finds people who still say he won, and, omg, links them!

    10/6 the busblog sells out

    10/6 rodney dangerfield dies

    10/6 the Chief US weapons inspector, on assignment from the white house writes a 1,000 page report saying that iraq had no weapons of mass destruction since the early 90s, and weren’t making any.

    right wing blogs respond by saying, “uh.”

    instapundit does what he normally does when theres bad news for his boys: clams up. clammed up about the debates too, especially when bloggers produced pictures of cheney and edwards at a couple of events together.

    10/7 i promise to anna that i wont make any more fun of her and her gay fiance.

    10/7 howard stern announces that he will move to Siris radio

    10/7 hot pic of danielle being hot

    10/8 the best political photo essay of all time

    10/9 dumb quiz that wasnt so dumb

    10/9 she came over and got ready and changed the sheets to clean ones and filled the sink with rose petals and girlie scents spinkled the hallway with moonshadows and lipstick traces. had lasagne baking in a stove unused since years back when jeanine and chris made redneck maccaroni with velveta and trader joes wheat noodles.

    10/10 lost, the tv show, review

    10/10 the month of libra

    10/11 superman dies

    10/11 blogging.la and laist.com fight. its funny.

    10/11 the mission accomplished sign causes bushie more problems. nobody cares.

    10/12 vote for change concert review

    10/12 exclusive interview with karisa right before the famous redsox/yankees playoff series

    10/12 britney wears my Seize The Ass cap that i got her for kwanza

    10/13 the busblog readers help me with law problems

    10/14 every major poll had kerry winning the debates. one blogger said he lost. i’ll give you two hundred thousand guesses as to who that pundit was.

    10/14 bill o’reilly gets caught with his pants down and with his penis-shaped vibrator a-buzzin

    10/14 jim gilliam creates The O’Sexxxy Factor

    10/15 gays defend kerry for bringing up the fact that the vp’s daughter is gay. cuz it is, you know, a fact.

    10/16 yet another interview

    10/17 jon stewart gets on crossfire and calls bullshit on everyone

    10/17 my visit to danielles new oasis

    10/18 the instapundit finally admits to the world that he is biased, voting for bush, and prickly when pushed. ends by telling me to sod off in his three-point disclaimer that he has since buried cuz hes ashamed to admit that hes a repub.

    while waiting for the bus, i rebut with 15 other points that he should have added to his list, in the name of transparency.

    i win.

    10/19 the attention brings about so many questions about blogging + partisanship & bias that i answer my dear readers’ question in my public forum. like good bloggers often do.

    10/19 a reader sums up the whole thing far better than i ever could.

    10/20 the washington post prints my rebutal to the instapundit.

    i told you, i won.

    10/20 pre-write of game 7 between the sox and the yannks

    10/20 how to leave a comment

    10/22 WHO KNEW IT WAS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY?

    10/22 IT’S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY

    10/22 FLAGRANT CELEBRATES BY BIRTH WITH A KICKASS PHOTO ESSAY FROM THAILAND

    10/22 a hot chick who i wanna get with tells me to knock it off with the all caps.

    10/24 presidential recommendations. i let people know im voting for nader

    10/24 party pics from my bday

    10/25 yes i have the greatest friends

    10/25 snl you ignorant slut

    10/26 me and wil wheaton become the best friends ever

    10/26 50 bands that snl should hire instead of ashlee simpson

    10/27 howard stern suprises michael powell with a phone call

    10/28 1. why do sexy chicks put the crucifix between their tits

    2. why do people tell me that id get more hits if id capitalize. why does every woman think shes fat. why does every man think hes gotta be a millionaire superhero knowitall genius

    10/27 red sox reverse the curse

    10/28 the case against california’s three strikes law

    10/28 the face of the republican party

    10/28 an expert at nasa says bush was wired

    10/29 kimmmmmmmmy

    10/29 some love from Canada

    10/30 we were getting shot at today. a saturday!

    i hardly ever have to work saturdays and here i was on the wrong side of an assault rifle.

    in my earpeice during some silence my partner whispered:

    why dont you ever say how fucking fucked up this xbi shit is on your gayass fucking fucked up fucking baaaa-looooooooog.

    and i thought about it and i just shrugged my shoulders and picked off a perp on the roof above a dumpster who

    tumbled

    into the garbage,

    conveniently.

    10/30 even osama disses our president

    10/31 courtney love & juliette lewis concert review

    guiness and poker + krix + verbungle + how to whine