1. Wednesday, January 26, 2005

    a guy claiming to be the Instapundit 

    had a few things to say in the comments of my last post.

    heres how it went down.

    it begins with “Glenn” paraphrasing something i wrote recently, and it ends with me winning, of course.


    “You know why [he sucks up to] the Republicans?

    Because he’s their bioooooch.”

    That wasn’t true, as I’m sure (or, at least hope) Tony really believes.

    Capitalism–the world we live in–breeds opportunities for those with positive ambition.

    Glenn | Email | Homepage | 01.26.05 – 5:28 pm | #


    then why do you suck up to Republicans – especially when you claim not to be one?

    tony | Email | Homepage | 01.26.05 – 5:30 pm | #


    I don’t suck up to Republicans. I agree with most conservative points, especially in foreign policy. Liberals, as of now, have few credible stances on issues that are worth addressing.

    And, ahem, most liberals are shallow and undereducated on the facts.

    Glenn | Email | Homepage | 01.26.05 – 5:47 pm | #


    if thats the case then why are you ashamed to call yourself a Republican?

    tony | Email | Homepage | 01.26.05 – 5:53 pm | #


    I am not a Republican. As you are not a Democrat.

    You supported the election of John Kerry, but did not vote for him. I supported the election of George Bush, but I……I’ll keep you guessing.

    You despise Bush—I disagreed with Kerry.



    I did not support the election of John Kerry, but I did vote for him as nader wasn’t on the ballot here in CA.

    you had no reason to despise Kerry. he didnt capsize the economy, he didnt go to war over wmds and then find none, he didnt cockblock g/l/t americans from marrying each other.

    im not a democrat but i also dont rip apart one party and pimp out the other on dozens of posts every day. i call bullshit on the bullshitters despite their party affiliation. you do not.

    when rummy went to capital hill to take his lumps for the iraq prison scandal, you ignored it. when the white house formally announced that they were giving up on searching for wmd you ignored it until days later when you were called out. when bush lost every debate you ignored that too.

    i want to believe you when you say things like “I am not a Republican” but if you covered gay porn the way you cover the repubs and bash the dems, we’d raise an eyebrow if you claimed not to be gay.

    an admirable 30 posts a day, but they are overwhelmingly pro-right and anti-left.

    if there has ever been a day when you wrote more posts critical of the Right than critical of the Left, i havent seen it.

    if there has ever been a day where you wrote four posts in a row critical of Bush, i havent seen it.

    coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you from having the legitimacy that your buddy Gina claims is so important on this blog.

    for the record, Kerry and the Dems are dumbfucks who couldnt get their heads out of their asses and figure out a way to beat a monkeybrained retard. may the Dems go the way of the whigs for their last defeat.

    does that sound like the words of a democrat? no its the words of a real independent. someone who is truly owned by no one.

    show me where youve ever written anything even close to that about a big time Right wing failure, specifically a Bush failure.

    sadly i doubt you can. and that’s because you are a modern-day Republican. ashamed. hiding. justly. lying to exit pollsters and voting from a place of fear.

    but whatev. you still get shitloads more hits than me. and since hits + ads = $$$, and since he with the most $$$ wins, then you win.

    big difference is, i can say whatever i want in my blog, and i do. you can say whatever you want, and you dont.

    id rather be broke and apologize for having to throw up a few cheap ads than stifle myself and try to be coy.

    so maybe in the big picture, i win.

    fuck maybe. i win.

    instapundit + odd child + aubrey