1. Sunday, January 2, 2005

    highlights of july ’04 

    on the busblog

    7/2 fireworks at the dodger game

    7/4 100 greatest american men of all time

    7/4 fourth of july photo essay

    7/5 i love america. i think sometimes people dont think that i do but i do. i love america not just because of the topless beaches, but also because of the autobahn and the sushi.

    i love the “coffee” houses, the free universal health care, and the quality of public schools.

    i love all the titties on tv, the rational defense of the second amendment, and the liberal use of the first cuz i love to hear the word fuck on my tv.

    7/6 when trouble calls

    7/6 the game is called take a picture until you get laid

    7/7 big brother season premier review

    7/7 fifteen minute photo essay

    7/8 hi president bush

    tony, i cant talk to you.

    come on. just for a sec.

    no. there are two people im being told not to talk to. michael moore and tony pierce.

    dude, but im your bro.

    no. and… what?

    7/8 when death goes crazy

    7/8 a picture a day until i get laid

    7/9 you from oakland

    7/10 anchorman review

    7/11 sam shapiro called this one pure poetry

    7/12 reuters quoted me as i dissed michael powell on his “blog”. he later quit blogging that month. because hes a pussy. and a tool.

    7/13 spiderman 2 review

    7/13 steve dahl disco demolition tribute

    7/13 she says she wants to do me but then says she cant because of her boyfriend. who’s not even her real bf. its so complicated.

    everything in hollywood is drama. have i ever told you that?

    7/14 why the president isnt a Christian

    7/14 lakers trade shaq to miami

    like retards

    7/15 danielle shows off a tanline

    7/15 the day the president said fuck you naacp

    7/15 dear kobe,

    7/16 Riggs Bank gets sold, nobody cares

    7/16 a picture of britney spears in a bikini thinking about me

    7/16 lets just call him a friend of the family

    7/18 when are we going to hang out again baby.

    you mean do it? never. its over tony.

    is he really that good in the sack?

    thats none of your business.

    moan twice if you miss me.

    you know i miss you.

    moan twice then.

    no.

    7/19 i dont know why im here, she said. youre disgusting.

    the cheerleader is always right i said and let her in as two english muffins popped up.

    they stayed up as we kissed in the doorway, lip kisses cuz tongue is what’s cheating.

    7/20 dumber than normal (photo essay)

    7/21 some tips on photo essays

    7/20 tsar concert review with two hot babes and a convertible

    7/21 in the rain the cubs beat the she said dont start off by talking about baseball, you’ll lose all the girls.

    7/22 how not to ride the bus

    7/22 how to treat an annoying chick while on a stakeout

    7/22 shes not flipping me off, shes saying come over here. no wait, shes flipping me off.

    7/23 the president talked down to black folk today, i will talk up to him

    7/23 why jessica simpson is a millionaire

    7/24 you know, im starting to think the president is a deserter

    7/26 three posts about the first day of the dem convention, this was the one where al gore arrived

    7/27 bill clinton at the convention

    7/27 two cute pics of danielle

    7/28 kristin dunst and i watch barack obama

    7/28 al sharpton steals the show

    7/29 the summer wind blew a little kid’s empty saltine wrapper over the bike path, tumbling across the lush green lawn and nearly into the koi pond before i had a chance to step on it for the little dickens so he could recycle it into his backpocket

    which a cartwheel easilly freed.

    danielle was scooping out some yogurt complaining that shes going to go mary-kate on my ass and stop eating entirely because shes fat and almost before she could finish her sentence i had popped her good in the thigh

    as is our deal for whenever she begins blabbering the ridiculous.

    she grabbed her bare leg and laughed and said “good one” acting every bit the masochist that she probably is

    although she claims the contrary.

    7/30 john kerrys semi lame speech is discussed

    7/31 the cubs sign nomah

    muscle68 + terra + j.mo + paige