i’ll tell you how, shes got a better job than me.
and a bigger dick.
although today karisa came over and i was simply wearing a towel and the girl is still losing weight on account of not having a drop to drink since the begining of the year
and i was all, dude you have no ass
and she was like, i have an ass, trust me.
but she has no ass.
but she kept turning around making me look at it.
and lil tone wanted to take a lil peekey boo but its sunday so i had to get up and finish shaving off four week beard.
in nine and a half hours i will be job interviewing for the job of my life.
i should go to sleep but how do you sleep with that going on.
this has been a very odd weekend.
it was super warm.
threeway chatted with raymi and matthew good but then karisa was here with little warning.
i talked to a woman who taught at the famous university that im applying to gradschool and not only did she remember meeting me years ago but totally remembered a poem i wrote and remembered that i had posted it twice.
and she had put it on her blog.
i asked her which one it was and she said it was about a prom queen
and i was all, me?
she was like, yes you!
i asked her if it was ok that i had some swear words in some of my poems
she was all, oh yeah.
and i was relieved.
but i still doubt that i will get in so in ten hours i have this interview for the greatest job for me of all time.
today karisa and i did laundry.
in my last perfect job i hired people for an internet company. i hired hundreds and hundreds.
karisa was the last person i was responsible for hiring.
she made me scrambled eggs today and a waffle.
this is what im going to say in the interview tomorrow.
i will do anything you want.
i will have more ideas than you can possibly imagine.
i dont care if you hate every idea and call me stupid. i am stupid.
i wont need a parking space, i dont need any supplies, i dont even need a phone, i could work from home if you prefer.
please let me start in two weeks.
i’ll pay you.
in my last job i took a 50% pay cut to stay there and work next to people like karisa.
theres nothing like a great job that youre perfect for.
and when i wake up, i’ll be a little closer to one.