is there anything better than a scarred up black dude

being able to marry a hot blonde supermodel?

no. no, there isnt.

especially when hes as black as can be. and especially when shes as white as can be.

what makes it so great is it wasnt all that long ago when a black man could barely look at a white girl here in america, let alone marry her, so congratulations on your engagement, seal, and heidi klum.

today at the xbi we had a suprise baby shower for a woman named heidi who everyone loves.

she walked into the meeting room and maybe 35 people were in there and we yelled suprise! which is a scary thing to do here cuz when you startle even the pregnant agents gunplay is sure to follow.

fortunately someone disarmed her before she was escorted to the conference room

the door flung open and she just backed away in tears.

so beautiful.

so sweet.

then we made her cut the cake for everyone.

me and john woo got her a $50 gift certificate for marie callanders cuz we figured that 6-7 pies while youre pregnant is a good gift for both mommy and baby, but what do we know.

while we were eating cake a hot chick told me that she liked my last post. shocked, because not many people at work know about this blog, i was all, huh

i have the worst memory

apparently she had told me a while ago that she read this thing. she refreshed my memory and told me that she too has a blog.

i was all, great, let me link it, thanks to mr stand by me trek i have hella hits happening me right now

she was all, nah, my thing is just a personal blog of blah blah blah today i went shopping.

i was all, dude, do you think the busblog is any different?

she was all, but you write so well.

flattery will get you everywhere

i gave her my cake and promised that id link her whenever she wanted.

its all i had to give, sadly.

laker girl photo essay starring seal from 2001 + kitty bukkake + mist