1. Wednesday, March 16, 2005

    ive been eating like crazy 

    today i met the lovely and talented raspil k iverson who is shorter than she looks and very sweet and has the sweetest lil texan accent that you wouldnt expect but there it is.

    we ate at the ironworks which is a bbq place downtown.

    i really do like this town.

    ok im drunk. lets just get that out in the open. because of that i wont worryt abvout my typing. sk has a big bottle of rum and everywhere i have gone people have iether bought be free drinks or given me drinks or the drinks are so cheap that they may have well have been.

    raspil was cute. all my fans are cute. bunny mc is midflight right now or mid driving or mid something. perhaps she will call me mid-nightish.

    have i told you how hot madpony kristin was? she is. and tall. she left her shoes in my hotel room. dont assume anything out of that. everything was very proper. she has a fiancee, you know. shes a good girl and oughtta run for vice president cuz everygthing she says is perfect and funny and a little awesome. i think ive fallen for her. i think she knew i had fallen for her so she i think was no long amazed by me. if i had played it cooler i think she would have followed me to the hottub insteade she kept me at bay with the glare of her huge engagement ring.

    doesnt matter, im going to auction her shoes on ebay as soon as i get home, so start collecting your rubels.

    sk has been the greatest host, she is watching obama on oprah like a perfect host, letting me use her computer, letting me drink her rum, letting me drag her around to meet these people at all these weird places.

    the bbq place that we went to had huuuuuuge ribs. i had the jr rib plate, if you can believe it. it only cost $9. beers were $3. they had a pic of the president up and raspil warned me that it would be there, but even idiot leaders can know where the good food is, so why not.

    austin is one of those bigger little towns. lots of room. lots of good stuff.

    the rockers have arrived. you can tell rockers from “Interactive” people pretty easilly, one thing that seperates them is that they have little uhaul trailers hitched to their explorers for their gear. and they look like a band.

    some of the bands are very skinny and pale. the girls should be extactic. for some reason they arent. maybe its cuz its chilly.

    im sorry i havent linked a lot of people. its because sk and i keep talking and i feel bad whenever i type so i type whenever shes on the phone which is rare.

    anyway i love it here and i want to come back next year. maybe i will host a blogger panel of Topless Chicks Who Don’t Give A Fuck.

    strangely im still not toooo drunk.

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