stealing from other blogs

fellow project du’ers stereogum posed this question to their readers

I SAW ROCK & ROLL’S ________ AND ITS NAME IS _________.
Posted by stereogum at May 9, 2005 09:03 AM

here were some of the responses:

I saw “rock n’ roll’s” future, and it never even occurred to me, when Blink 182 opened for my band years ago.

Posted by: Billy at May 9, 2005 12:14 PM

I saw Rock n’ Roll’s retirement home and its name is VH1.
Posted by: adam at May 9, 2005 12:18 PM

I saw rock ‘n’ roll’s downfall and its name is East London
Posted by: chris at May 9, 2005 12:28 PM

i saw rock & roll’s height of lowest common denominator exploitation and her name is gwen stefani
Posted by: somebody at May 9, 2005 12:32 PM

I saw Rock N’ Roll’s ‘taint, and its name is Fiery Furnaces
Posted by: Jonah at May 9, 2005 12:39 PM

I saw rock & roll’s _aging_flacid_penis_ and its name is _liam_gallager_.
Posted by: matthew at May 9, 2005 01:26 PM

I saw rock and roll’s blistery, puss-filled sex-change scar and it’s name was Christian Rock.
Posted by: drew at May 9, 2005 01:31 PM

I saw Rock & Roll’s birth certificate and its name is actually Rhythm & Blues.
Posted by: Presto at May 9, 2005 02:42 PM

i saw rock n roll’s younger zit popping pain-in-the-ass brother, and it was called linkin park.
Posted by: EasyP at May 9, 2005 02:44 PM

I saw rock n roll’s murderer and its name is clear channel
Posted by: nicky at May 9, 2005 03:04 PM

I saw rock and roll’s saviours from it’s own self-importance and its name was Tenacious D.
Posted by: GaryF at May 9, 2005 03:23 PM

I saw rock & roll’s future and it’s name was censored by the FCC.
Posted by: dee at May 9, 2005 03:24 PM

i saw rock & roll’s little sister and it’s name is smoosh.
Posted by: inchworm at May 9, 2005 03:40 PM

I saw Rock and Roll’s choice of wood stain, and it was Light Walnut.
Posted by: SC at May 9, 2005 03:45 PM

I saw Rock and Roll’s onomatopoeia and it was Air Supply.
Posted by: Topher at May 9, 2005 03:49 PM

I saw rock n’ roll’s bleating, malnourished goat and its name is Pitchfork.
Posted by: Andy at May 9, 2005 04:08 PM

I saw rock n’ rolls future on Friday and it’s name was THE MARS VOLTA
Posted by: mlf at May 9, 2005 04:26 PM

I saw rock & roll’s underwear and it had its name written inside.
Posted by: Tequila Red at May 9, 2005 04:37 PM

I saw rock & roll’s 30-year-long obituary and its name is Rolling Stone magazine.
Posted by: the management at May 9, 2005 04:48 PM

I saw this rock and roll generation’s anwser to Pat Boone and its names are Hillary Duff and Ashlee Simpson and Good Charlotte.
Posted by: Grimmone at May 9, 2005 04:49 PM

I saw rock and roll’s better sounding cousins for free on the internets and they were called Uncle Tupelo and Son Volt.
Posted by: wunderdog at May 9, 2005 04:59 PM

I saw Rock ‘n Roll’s playist on iTunes, and it had a inexplicable emphasis on Dogstar.
Posted by: Topher at May 9, 2005 05:43 PM

i saw rock ‘n roll’s new decaf blend of new order extra-lite and its name is the killers espresso roast
Posted by: marsh at May 9, 2005 07:06 PM

i saw rock ‘n roll’s saviour and it is the internet
Posted by: mat coz at May 9, 2005 09:07 PM

i saw rock and rolls spandex and it’s name was Van Halen….too bad they were the fucking best.
Posted by: The Bird at May 11, 2005 12:27 PM

read the rest + why would shane deny this? + paige + raspil