1. Sunday, June 26, 2005

    because of my former place of employment everyone thinks 

    that i have some magical access to the stern show archives or some inside info, and thats true but when people asked me the lyrics of the Beetlejuice Song i was all i dont even think beat himself knows the words but here is what i think hes saying

    This is Beetle
    he’s as bad as can
    he knows he’s the best
    this is Beetle he’s as bad as can
    he knows he’s the best.

    He’s big and he’s strong
    and he knows that he’s badder
    and he knows what he gets
    he knows what he knows
    and he knows what he have
    and he knows what he is
    he gets better

    and he’s a tough guy
    and he knows
    he knows the best

    howard gets his fair share of critics but one thing thats undeniable, he milks more entertainment from retards drunks and dwarves on his one little show than full blown networks get out of their entire talent department.

    think about the cast of characters that Howard has brought to the airwaves over just the last few years:

    stuttering john
    john the stutterer
    crackhead bob
    hank the angry drunken dwarf
    miss howard stern
    high pitch eric
    richard christie
    gary the retard
    crazy cabbie
    eric the midget
    capt. janks
    fred the elephant boy
    jeff the drunk
    dan the farter
    wendy the retard
    daniel carver

    none of these people who have brought us so much laughter would have been on tv or radio if it wasnt for howard. he knows talent when he sees it.

    as beetle says, he knows what he is, he get better.

    4rilla + science blog + xtx will host a guest post from me tomorrow