1. Tuesday, July 12, 2005

    exclusive interview with raymi the minx 

    raymi says: buy my book! or at least mention it on yer blog

    dumbass of america says: k
    dumbass of america says: i was going to put it on the left hand side of my blog where jaime’s is. maybe if you can give me a brief interview i can put the interview on my blog

    raymi says: sure
    raymi says: ok so um you’ve been unemployed for awhile now right, or are you doing something?
    raymi says: hello

    dumbass of america says: hi
    dumbass of america says: im not doing shit

    raymi says: are u starting to go looney, cos i dont work either and it gets to you after awhile

    dumbass of america says: yes

    raymi says: can you elaborate

    dumbass of america says: well i quit smoking weed after 10 years straight thats sorta loony, im not writing much, im not getting laid, i broke up with my hot gf who was young and sweet and perfect. thats looney. yes im losing my mind. good people should work

    raymi says: are you having a midlife crisis

    dumbass of america says: no, im just bored from not having a daily routine
    dumbass of america says: midlife crises are for white people

    raymi says: you should learn how to knit

    dumbass of america says: thats so very trendy here in LA
    dumbass of america says: so no thanks
    dumbass of america says: its like driving a beamer

    raymi says: ok then you should start a jumprope club

    dumbass of america says: again, youre always ahead of the curve, raymi
    dumbass of america says: brilliant idea
    dumbass of america says: ps i love you

    raymi says: thanks
    raymi says:ok next question
    raymi says: why do you always link anti and i together all the time, you know we broke up a trillion years ago and we are two separate entities altogether

    dumbass of america says: actually i make a concerted effort not to
    dumbass of america says: but sometimes i have to keep it real
    dumbass of america says: you two have a similar thing going on
    dumbass of america says: youre both rad
    dumbass of america says: what can i do?
    dumbass of america says: and youre both usually topless

    raymi says: ok why is flagrant so punk rock? how can you be punk rock when you are anonymous?

    dumbass of america says: excellent question
    dumbass of america says: somehow she pulls it off
    dumbass of america says: and you have to admit, the things she talks about sort of require her to hide her identity
    dumbass of america says: do you read her much?

    raymi says: sort of not really

    dumbass of america says: who do you read the most?

    raymi says: i get annoyed cos i cant see what she looks like

    dumbass of america says: (say me say me say me say me)

    raymi says: i read you and jamie

    dumbass of america says: YAY!
    dumbass of america says: fuck yeah!!!

    raymi says: ok when are you going to grow your hair back

    dumbass of america says: im dancing
    dumbass of america says: hmmmm

    raymi says: i think you should

    dumbass of america says: im lazy so i like it shaved
    dumbass of america says: you do?
    dumbass of america says: but i will look like art garfunkle

    raymi says: well i liked it best when it was sort of there but not huge
    raymi says: fully bald is not sexy
    raymi says: no matter what

    dumbass of america says: your the first girl to say that
    dumbass of america says: i was at a strip club in vegas and all the girls couldnt keep their hands off it

    raymi says: thats cos they think bald guys are rich

    dumbass of america says: well….
    dumbass of america says: you know im loaded right

    raymi says: no yer not

    dumbass of america says: my treasure is in the kingdom of heaven
    dumbass of america says: and its a big ass treasure

    raymi says: oh that sounds so islam or whatever
    raymi says: like ten million virgins

    dumbass of america says: im thr0ugh with virgins
    dumbass of america says: shit
    dumbass of america says: i love em, but no more thanks

    raymi says: no kidding

    dumbass of america says: ps youre the greatest

    raymi says: thank you

    dumbass of america says: does fil hate me?

    raymi says: no

    dumbass of america says: does he think im trying to get wit you?

    raymi says: no

    dumbass of america says: good cuz im not

    dumbass of america says: i dont have the energy

    raymi says: you wouldnt want me anyway

    dumbass of america says: you wear me out just looking at you do all the things you do

    raymi says: im strange

    dumbass of america says: i love strange
    dumbass of america says: youre the perfect strange
    dumbass of america says: i would bore you

    raymi says: probably

    dumbass of america says: id keep saying., dont touch that
    dumbass of america says: take that out of your mouth. put that down. come here. go away. come here.

    raymi says:i am really not all that exciting you know

    dumbass of america says: do we have to do cartwheels?
    dumbass of america says: no more threeways, im tired!

    raymi says: i say silly things though

    dumbass of america says: i think youd be way better for me than i am for you
    dumbass of america says: but youd make me tired
    dumbass of america says: and youd make me feel old

    raymi says: i walk around meowing in a high pitched voice and the other day fil said ok you are seriously going to have to stop that otherwise we’ll be the first couple to break up over you making weirs noises

    dumbass of america says: see, id love that
    dumbass of america says: i get bored instantly
    dumbass of america says: youd never bore me

    raymi says: ok ill hold you to that

    dumbass of america says: good, but also, im a sexual deviant
    dumbass of america says: id dress you up in Little House on the Praire Clothes

    raymi says: haha
    raymi says: awesome

    dumbass of america says: and make your read to me by candlelight
    dumbass of america says: ok can i ask you questions now or must you insist on being the man?

    raymi says: u can ask questions
    raymi says: but u goota be quick because i have to go consume alcohol

    dumbass of america says: raymi the minx you have a new book where youve published emails that people have sent you

    raymi says: this is true
    raymi says: i am also working on two others at the moment
    raymi says: one a book of haikus
    raymi says: and the other is a secret

    dumbass of america says: kickass! do you answer any of their questions in this book or is it all their questions?

    raymi says: i do not reply to any of them
    raymi says: the emails are so bizarre and out there i felt having my respinse would only take away from them
    raymi says: the emails leave the reader with a WHAT THE FUCK!?!? feeling

    dumbass of america says: the cover and back look sort of like jaimes excellent book, which i fucking love. did he design this for you? i want him to design my new book, how much do youthink he would charge me?

    raymi says: i dunno buy a bunch of his books?

    dumbass of america says: how many emails do you get from strangers, on average per day?

    raymi says: some days i get zero email
    raymi says: when i take comments down i get a ton
    raymi says: people have kind of given up on emailing me

    dumbass of america says: do you plan a follow up book using the comments?

    raymi says: no, theres too many to keep track of

    dumbass of america says: what percentage of the emails that you get are about your nudity and or sexuality?

    raymi says: and theyre already public
    raymi says: 60 per cent

    dumbass of america says: does that bug you?

    raymi says: no

    dumbass of america says: what question(s) bug you the most?

    raymi says: repetitive ones. ie nudity

    dumbass of america says: how often do you check your email?
    dumbass of america says: what program do you use to check your email

    raymi says: 5 times a day. gmail

    dumbass of america says: why do nude quesions bug you?

    raymi says: cos i get them all the time
    raymi says: and people still dont get it
    raymi says: i dont plan to put up a nude every day of every week, it’s all random, so i hate when people demand to see more
    raymi says: and these people are usually anonymous douche bags which makes it way more annoying
    raymi says: like fuck off dude, let me see you naked

    dumbass of america says: have people sent in their nudes to you ever?

    raymi says: a few

    dumbass of america says: men or women?

    raymi says: both

    dumbass of america says: did you like it?

    raymi says: sure
    raymi says: sometimes guys just send pics of their dicks out of the blue
    raymi says: and yer like, uhh thanks man

    dumbass of america says: are you inviting people to send in their nudes to you?

    raymi says: i never asked
    raymi says: ok i have to go now

    dumbass of america says: do women enjoy seeing random penises?

    raymi says: its too hot in here
    raymi says: when theyre single
    raymi says: and there is no bf to walk in the room that goes woah woah what the fuck is that!??!

    dumbass of america says: is Fil the jealous type?

    raymi says: no

    dumbass of america says: sowho cares then?

    raymi says: well everyone is jealous to an extent
    raymi says: im a jealous monster

    dumbass of america says: why?

    raymi says: cos i just am
    raymi says: cos i am vain maybe

    dumbass of america says: are you jealous of Fils relationships with his exes?

    raymi says: ok i have to go for real now
    raymi says: no not at all

    dumbass of america says: final question

    raymi says: im actaully meeting his ex gf right now

    dumbass of america says: psss youre my hero

    raymi says: thank you
    raymi says: your a darling
    raymi says: *you’re

    dumbass of america says: ok tell me 5 records youre listening to

    raymi says: new beck
    raymi says: natasha alexandra
    raymi says: feist
    raymi says: new k-os
    raymi says: blonde redhead
    dumbass of america says:

    final bonus question: the Goods, theyre kick ass kids, huh?

    raymi says: totally we’re hanging with them tomorrow
    raymi says: all week actually

    dumbass of america says: tell them i say hey
    raymi says: ok i will

    dumbass of america says: thanks for the interview raymi
    dumbass of america says: we love you here in LA

    raymi says: no, thank you
    raymi says: aww

    dumbass of america says: dont change

    raymi says: i wont

    dumbass of america says: tell Fil hi too

    raymi says: ok
    raymi says: see you

    raymi + jaime + dear raymi