1. Friday, July 1, 2005

    guest blogger, john wayne anti 

    cinco, for my homie TIMMMAY!!!
    (1) five ways of smoking weed:
    1. joint
    2. pipe
    3. bong
    4. vaporizor
    5. gravity bong

    (2) five types of pot:
    1. Chronic
    2. Shwag
    3. Hashish
    4. KUSH
    5. thai stick

    (3) best times to smoke weed:
    1. wake-n-bake
    2. before you go to sleep
    3. prior to a dentist appointment (cotton mouth)
    4. after sex
    5. before sex

    (4) worst times to smoke weed:
    1. during sex
    2. right before you get pulled over
    3. before you pack for a trip
    4. prior to going to a store
    5. when you go to see your shrink

    (5) five people who SHOULD be smoking pot:
    1. President Bush
    2. Michael Jackson
    3. the pope
    4. condaleeza rice
    5. donald rumsfeld

    i pass the batton to no one. because i like to bogart.

    anti + wil wrote about capt video on pico, ah memories + i missed matt’s bday!