1. Monday, December 12, 2005

    exclusive interview with antidisestablishmentarian 

    one of my alltime favorite bloggers

    anti says: hitony!

    dumbass says: whaddup bro!!

    anti says: does your phone number still have 666 in the middle?

    dumbass says: \ahahah
    dumbass says: yes
    dumbass says: 323 666 5555

    anti says: that rules. you being a minister, ect.
    anti says: my mom has them too
    anti says: love it

    dumbass says:666 biblically just means that 2/3rds of the world is “lost”
    dumbass says: 66.6%
    dumbass says: 666/1000

    anti says: well…
    anti says: that depends on what you believe
    anti says: i’ve heard plenty of “ideas”

    dumbass says:
    well since its a Christian thing, it just means that 2/3rds dont “believe”, thats all.

    anti says: i like your theory tho

    dumbass says: but the trippiest part about it is
    dumbass says: when Revelations was written
    dumbass says: there werent that many Christians
    dumbass says: but as of right now
    dumbass says: on the whole planet Earth
    dumbass says: exactly 1/3 of the planet considers themselves Christian
    dumbass says: so the 666 has come to fruition
    dumbass says: scary, if you ask me

    anti says: eh…
    anti says: i guess.
    anti says: one could say that nostradamus was on point too
    anti says: it’s all in what you believe, and if you choose to blelieve it.

    dumbass says: no doubt

    anti says: that was teh coolest answer anyone ever gave me as a kid, when id ask about stuff like that
    anti says: “well it depends on what you believe, johnny.”

    dumbass says: im not saying people *should* bleieve one thing or another, i just think its freaky that the Bible said 2/3rds wont believe no matter what
    dumbass says: when are you bringing back the blog?

    anti says: prolly never

    dumbass says: why not?

    anti says: buzznet serves me plenty

    dumbass says: you dont want both?

    anti says: not anymore

    dumbass says: but you were blogging every day
    dumbass says: you were rollin

    anti says: several times a day
    anti says: i have plenty to say
    anti says: that will never change

    dumbass says: did you get burnt out?
    dumbass says: did you get sick of the lack of comments?
    dumbass says: or lack of traffic?

    anti says: i just broke too many rules too often
    anti says: traffic i never cared about
    anti says: in fact, the fewer the better

    dumbass says: yes it can be more liberating with less eyeballs

    anti says: i get myself in trouble with my big fat mouth
    anti says: more trouble than the blog was worth
    anti says: i can get my ego stroked in far less risky ways

    dumbass says: it was risky cuz you were talking about herb?

    anti says: i miss the blog
    anti says: no, not that at all
    anti says: more about the personal relationships

    dumbass says: oh ahhh

    anti says: exes, family, loved ones, friends….

    dumbass says: right right

    anti says: and i would meet people who never heard of a blog
    anti says: and id get jealous of how simple that sounded
    anti says: so i hopped on board with it
    anti says: and just one day, i logged in to blogger…. and i couldn’t stand it
    anti says: i was overwhelmed with the feeling of, “bleh.”
    anti says: apathy??
    anti says: who knows
    anti says: the end

    dumbass says: totally understood

    anti says: but my ego couldnt take a total loss
    anti says: so i still post pics hoping that little sluts will say
    anti says: “oh anti, you are so wonderful”

    dumbass says: ahahaha, isnt that what its all about?

    anti says: and they do, thank you buzznet
    anti says: i love that place

    dumbass says: whats not to love?

    anti says:i redirected my blog to there

    dumbass says: so i saw

    anti says: perhaps i sent a few people who might have signed up

    dumbass says: no doubt you did

    anti says: thats my gift

    dumbass says: merci beaucoop

    anti says: because buzznet rules, and deserves all my leftovers

    anti says: one day i intend on leaving you a joint under your welcome mat out front
    anti says: i will alert you by email to check when its ready
    anti says: until then
    anti says: i am outtie

    anti’s buzznet page + eano + smelly + jessica + erin