1. Wednesday, December 14, 2005

    is this girl a slut? 

    why is it that i dont she is?

    why does she just seem like a simple small town college stripper?

    and therefore maybe slutti with an i

    a twist on the tabboo from the ipod and imac generation

    islut

    slutty in a good way.

    slutty in a great way.

    that girl may end up being a slut one day but right now shes just a hot college girl who likes getting naked for the fellas and watching them pay.

    i have no problems with this girl.

    i want to be that girl’s friend.

    if life was myspace, id ask her to add me as a friend

    id even put her in my top eight if she said she was down with the busblog

    im easy.

    but one of the more interesting things about these pictures being up on buzznet is being able to see where a lot of the traffic was coming from and what people were saying about it.

    many were asking why was this news?

    – the school said it wasnt a big deal and no one was going to be expelled
    – it was an event that happened in october
    – there were no victims

    and as always, the kids raise good points.

    i think it was news because there were pictures. without pictures it’s a yawner, with pictures it says way more than any dumbfuck hack reporter could write in six paragraphs. and since there were more than two dozen pictures much of the story speaks for itself which is: damn those some lucky dudes.

    some people however chose to look at the pictures with disdain and anger.

    “hope your parents are proud” “youre a whore” “poor girl” “you have no self respect”, were spread around blogs message boards and even the comments sections in buzznet by less than amused people, mostly women.

    lets daydream for a minute with me.

    lets pretend i was reborn as a nineteen year old hottie in bumblefuck ontario.

    no offense.

    in fact lets not offend anyone, lets pretend i was reborn as a nineteen year old hottie in kickass ontario and i went to a super fun party school called the univeristy of isla vista.

    and lets pretend that i liked to get naked.

    and i was a cute girl.

    and people would pay me to dance around naked.

    even i cant pretend that if i was a girl id want to lapdance boys, so lets pretend i was a lesbian and i was in a room full of other hot lesbians.

    isnt pretending the fucking best?

    ok now lets pretend that all those cute young lebians with sweet smiles on their faces only had $40 canadian to pay me.

    id take the money and get naked and dance around and you would too.

    that girl is not a slut.

    that girl is having a great time, in college, which is home of the greatest times of your life.

    the busblog is not in favor of double standards in regards to sexiness.

    if any of those young men were photographed giving lap dances to a room full of young women it would not have made it to the toronto star

    we dont need to be punishing girls for being hot and sharing that hotness with the world.

    motherfuckers cant sell a hamburger without the help of some skinny fashion model and you want to criticize women for buying into your beliefs that sexy = everything

    how dare you

    protect me against terrorists and flag burners, but take it easy on the girls who dress up as nurses and are eager to provide some body shots.

    no this girl isnt a slut, shes the reason most of us look back at college with a smile that wont quit.

    back when i was in junior college i was pumping gas in beverly hills on santa monica blvd across the street from century city.

    i had just been accepted to ucla and uc santa barbara. both schools were great but very very different. ucla was in LA, had a great sports program, and it was close to everything. ucsb had an ok basketball team but was about to lose football. but it was surrounded by beach and sorta secluded from everything.

    so i asked the people whod come into the gas station about my dilema, especially those who had ucla or ucsb stickers on their cars.

    i asked the ucla people, hows ucla, and theyd say oh great man great.

    i asked the ucsb people, hows ucsb, and theyd say OMG greatest. place. ever.

    some of the ucsb people wouldnt stop raving for a good five minutes.

    as you know i followed their advice and if youve read this blog for a while you’ll know that im one of those people who cant stop raving about it.

    and yes some of it had to do with the members of the opposite sex.

    who i didnt know.

    until.

    in fact at one particular party one girl came up to me to kiss me and halfway through i noticed her girlfriend had snuck in there too.

    were we all sluts?

    or were we totally loving the beautiful weirdness of the threeway kiss?

    learning. in college. what a concept.

    hopefully this particular young woman has either a thick skin or a good sense of human nature, knowing that some people cant fathom being totally ok with their own body

    and their spirit.

    hopefully this young woman will realize that not everyone can understand the heights that selfconfidence and freedom can soar too.

    and hopefully one of my dear readers at the university of western ontario will tell this fine young creature, my hero and role model, that i love her, and i wish to marry her, cuz shes my new girlfriend.

    and if shes lucky i’ll even kisser on the first date.

    this girls a party girl, a good girl, my girl, who got to a point of not giving a fuck.

    which is an excellent destination when seeking education.

    if that sassy little angel straight from heaven is a slut

    then i heart sluts.

    this picture is the most viewed buzznet picture ever + doubling the former number one in two days + something awful had the best thread + although dogbus was pretty funny if you read the whole thing