1. Saturday, December 10, 2005

    just because im in love with sarah silverman 

    doesnt mean that im not antisemetic because it’s a faraway love. a starcrush. a fantasyfling.

    a daydream.

    a sigh.

    plus i dont like the title of her new movie “jesus is magic” and i wont go to it.

    even though i bet its awesome.

    religious humor to me is the the only type thats over-the-line. partially because it’s too easy, and partially because its not nice to make fun of other peoples faith.

    anything else is fine.

    with that said, id totally bone sarah silverman if she wasnt dating jimmy kimmel, whose show ive attended twice now and respect. and i dont bone girlfriends of people i respect, which is why i used to accept paris hiltons drunk text pages until she started dating perez hilton.

    anyways, thanks to todays Metafilter i learned that sarah has a new Christmas video out called Give the Jew Girl Toys

    which only increases my fantasy hardon for her.

    i know its a joke and shes not gonna take over the Chappelle Show but she totally should.

    Blacks and Jews have far more in common than what seperates us

    ok thats totally a lie

    but i still think she should take over for chappelle on the Chappelle Show and do half of the skits in blackface

    ted danson in blackface – not funny

    sarah silverman in blackface – funny

    santa, give the jew girl toys – funny

    these snippets from her new movie that i wont go see unless its on a date with a jewish girl adn then laugh about afterwards at canters in the wee hours and then take pictures of rodney bingenheimer – funny

    hairbrained fear that LA is gonna riot if Tookie Williams gets executed – very funny – however perfect timing for my Christmas looting needs.

    by the way, if you were interested in an autographed copy of Stiff before Christmas now would be an excellent time to order one. not only are supplies running short, but i’m a triflin negro who doesnt always have his shit together – therefore if youve already have an order in and havent yet received it, email me with the subject header of “wtf” and make sure to tell me when you paypaled my ass.

    i dont think there are any outstanding orders that im unaware of, but i just wanna make sure.

    splink + jmo + alert status blond + spidercamp