nearly three years ago today on the busblog
hi, we’re a major newspaper or magazine.
oh hi. Hi!
yes, we would like to hire you.
we wont pay you much.
you wont get to write anything good right away.
we’ll make you write in our patented style.
you wont get a very nice desk or window.
we’ll call you nigger boy.
ive been called worse.
you probably wont get promoted for a while.
thats nothing new.
we wont give you any coffee.
i dont like coffee.
and no smoke breaks.
i dont smoke either.
do you think this is some sort of joke or something?
i dont like your attitude.
but i dont have an attitude.
yes you do, its a positive attitude.
trust me, it’s fake.
do you really date all those girls?
what girls? oh, yes.
and you really have all those friends?
i actually have way more.
and youre saying you dont have a positive attitude?
im saying its a fake positive attitude.
so youre lying all day?
sometimes if youre bummed and you start seeing things as bummed then that can spiral into even more bummed. same goes if youre happy. if you fake being happy, sometimes nice things happen to you for no good reason.
you would never fit in here.
i know… i know.