1. Tuesday, March 14, 2006

    theres this thing called beachball 

    ior softball or dingleball or dodgeball thats it dodgeball and you can tell evedryone whats goihng on right then and if your phone is onb and youre readyh for some dodgeball people can announce whats happening and everone whose signed up to yhour shit will totallyh be all oh really theres hermit crab races at the starbucks? sweet.

    but hopefully the peoplke in your dogeball crowd are coiol,. so what happened tonight was i was hangiong out with leah who i adroe. sadly oh by the way its 432aqm and i believe ive been doing some dreinking and along the way someone put something in my drink and someone trpped me in an airchamber rfull of not aitr but smoke so hi my name is sleepy and ive gotta sleep but i wanted to let you know that tongiht was good at the ranch.

    leah is the cutest girl in texas. maybe the planet. turns out shes super straight edge and doesnt drink doesnt smoke which is totally fine with me becaause i was pretty straight edge when i was twenty. bad news is shes twenty so when we finnally made it to the front of the google party line she couldnt give them a valid id that said she was more than 20 and we werent allowed in, so we went over the the odeo party and she was too young for that and

    she said you muyst hate me you must want to make me go home ore soimething and i was all no non ono ive been around the underaged before. this is something to get used to. and strangely i am used to it.

    so we instead all went over to the green avacado? and had bbq. it wasnt the green avecado. it was the green chile? the green armidillo? somethingl it was something green. well the girl didnt want to serve us very much, she was so not into it, and maybe it was because i was an elderly gentleman getting fries for the very sweet barely not a teen leah, and mc brown who is beyond description.

    we ate and ate and drank and the dputy had gone home by this point and you forget that some people have to work and this isnt their work and its fine normnally its not my work either and i have to go to sleep to go to work at some point but we did some good work today and we did some good play.

    there were beers dranken. there was red bulls dranken. there was makers mark there was vodka there was rum. i cant think of being any other person in any other world. i can drink booze straight and nmot only doesnt it effect me but i can taste how good it is and its happy to be running down my throat.

    once there was a time when it burned down there but now it takes its time and spreads flowers along the way and numbs the path right before the medicine comes down the road.

    the texas roller girls were at the house tonight. quite a dicotomy between the super straight edge leah and the texas roller girls who all say that the other girl is their wife and know how to drink adn knnow how to take risque pictures when one of their friends has the buzznet camera.

    several of the roller girls remembered me and said hello and i love them all. one of them as you remember has a broken leg. well she had a first date tonight and it was with a dude who also had a broken foot. i took a picture. i’ll put it up when i wake up at noon tomorrow.

    ok my intern doesnt need to intern topless. that came out wrong. she needs to make tapas in tophats.

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