1. Wednesday, March 1, 2006

    two years ago today on the busblog 

    march 1, 2004

    talk to me. tell me your name. i just watched american idol. i wish i was a neilson family. i watched the first two american idol episodes and none after that and today they had the “untalented” show and it was awesome.

    i saw my man william hung today and i was cheering along. if he sang at the end of every show id watch it every week.

    people seriously need to hire me to tell them these things.

    now im watching forever eden which sorta looks like paradise hotel which i loved. we really should thank the japanese for giving us these bizzare reality shows.

    thank you japanese people.

    ive noticed that im nicer after watching that jesus movie.

    i talked on the phone to the 90 year old lady upstairs.

    i did pass a legless man in a wheelchair who had fallen asleep in the rain in his chair out on the sidewalk.

    didnt really know how to feel about that.

    it was in front of a huge church that people dont think is a church but i dont think they pay taxes, so i’ll call them a church. and they have people walking around that church all the time. churchmembers. but it is a pretty busy sidewalk but surely theyd roll the man inside.

    it was odd.

    theres hospitals all around that church but still.

    hollywood has its darkside my friends.

    its not all bikini girls palmtrees and coke parties.

    sometimes it rains

    and youre legless

    and youve fallen asleep.

    it was dark out there. it coulda been anything. man. woman. other.

    im not proud. and that jesus movie did make me feel bad at least, i guess thats a step in the right direction.

    i suppose one day i will stop and help

    i think it was a guy.

    had a nice black cowboy hat on.

    no feet.

    little stumps sticking out of the pant legs at the knee.

    so dark i nearly bumped into it because i thought it was an abandonded cart of some sort.

    but it was a wheelchair with a tall black hook coming out of the top.

    as to hold an iv at home?

    to hold a hat?

    i thought if i was that dude i might just end it all out there on sunset blvd drunk

    there was an empty bottle of booze behind him a good twenty paces.

    house brand vodka it looked.

    same stretch of sunset you see at the end of “adaptation.” when the flowers time lapse

    id buy a william hung dvd if he’d autograph it for me.

    just a girl + smelly + my sexy wifey moxie