as she makes supper for her man who is going to arrive home any second.
raymi: tony how come i am not a millionaire yet is it because i am not lindsay lohan
me: its because life isnt fair
but money is the root of evil, stay away from it
just keep having sex with fil and karaoking and blogging
thats way more fun
so im told
raymi: ok but i could be singing int oa golden microphone and having siberian tigers at my parties in cages
me: i’ll give you a golden grandchild on christmas
me: and you dont want tigers, they bite
i mean microphone
raymi: also it’s cruel
me: get hippies and cheerleaders
raymi: but you know what i mean diddy is biting my styles i gots ta get paid yo!
me: pure respect dont pay dem ends?
i have a great book for you, but you have to promise to read it
raymi: it better not be gay
ok interview me now 5 minute interview
or call me podcast now!
me: your gf bunny has my podcaster
raymi: she is not my gf
me: 1. what are you wearing?
raymi: jeans sandals red and black striped sweater that i cut down the middle into a cardigan and a long tight blue american apparel tank with liter blue seams
me: 2. what was the last song you danced to?
raymi: i dont know i was insanely wasted and it was saturday nite something dancey
like madonna or maybe rock
me: 3. what song do you want to karaoke to right THIS SECOND?
raymi: oh darling
me: f the beetles 4. if fil was a black man – a famous one – who would he be?
me: 5. if you could demand one girl to fall in love with you who would it be>?
raymi: angelina jolie
me: 6. if you were a tiger would you eat people or just scare the shit out of them?
raymi: i’d be nice and play with them so then someone would buy me and have me live illegally in their home
me: 7. what salad dressing on your salad ma’am?
i spelled it wrong
me: 8. pink or white drawers?
white shows stians – stains
me: 9. name two newish bloggers that dont suck
raymi: uh… i forget… how new
i dunno all the girls who are nice to me and want to be my friends and talk to me on msn
i like rilah and gusgreeper cos they are retarded like me
and have my back!
me: 10. two men appear in your house, both approved by fil. one has a verry long hands but bad breath. the other has a wooden leg but looks exactly like justin timberlake – who you got?
me: 11. what was the best song matt sang during his last few shows?
raymi: i would say hurt
load me up is my fave
absolutely and fils too we listen to it in the car and then fil drives faster
me: 12. lets pretend that you pleased yrself – would you watch porn or think about people?
raymi: i think about nothing and everything i dont need porn, it slows me down
me: 13. what tv show are you obsessed by right now?
me: with that new host?
that dude blows!?!?
raymi: we love him
hes awesome he says crazy shit
thats like awkward but it works
me: 14. if you were going to coachella who would you want to see the most?
raymi: im looking
yeah yeah yeahs
me: of course
raymi: sigur ros
raymi: daft punk
me: which is funny since theyre not punk
raymi: clap yer hands say yeah
me: have you seen them?
raymi: music to get fucked up to
me: not metric?
raymi: i am boooooooooored of metric
i am prractically in that band
i have seen them so many times
me: not wolf parade?
i dont know anything about them other than everyone is into them and i have never heard them
me: not wolfmother?
raymi: them too, no idea
do they know me?
me: everyone knows you baby
raymi: again why am i not a millionaire
dunno that either but something tells me it has something to do with hot asian bitches?
me: WHAT ABOUT THE MFING GO!TEAM?
raymi: tony more questions not about music
me: 20 if fil was murdered would you avenge his death or move on with your life as a lesbian?
then kill myself
id go on a bender until i was 400 lbs