1. Tuesday, May 23, 2006

    me and raymi share way more things in common 

    than we probably know. one of them is i get super jealous. the other is we both think raymis the best.

    the other day she got interviewed by a toronto web site.

    she answered the questions super well, but you know me, i cant let someone get interviewed without being interviewed too. so here goes. may i recommend that you all join in.

    Describe your blog in 10 words or less.

    fucking killer.

    Why did you start your blog? Blogiversary?

    i wanted to see if a loser without a car could get some fine hollywood pussy without a sweet ride without a good job and without any money. i wanted to see if there were any women left who would get naked for a man simply for his ideas and how he expressed them. i wanted to see if the freaks still came out at night. i wanted to see if i still had it.

    How long have you lived in Toronto?

    ive lived in los angeles since i got kicked out of high school as a freshman, and got accepted into community college in santa monica. 1984. the year after the last girl i made out with was born. yes, blogging rules.

    What’s the funniest/strangest thing that has happened to you in Toronto? Did you blog about it?

    the strangest thing that ever happened to me in LA actually happened in West LA when i got to jam with rivers cuomo at the amhearst house and he wanted to play nirvana songs all night. of course i blogged about it. it was the greatest moment of my life, that year.

    What are some of the changes in Toronto that you have seen in your lifetime?

    i hate changes. but LA changes all the time. i hate that rhino records is no longer. i love ameoba, but couldnt we have had both? i hate that there are no more drive ins. i hate that madame wongs west is gone. i hate that the wiskey is a pit now. i hate that knac is gone. i dont like kroq any more. i dont like that i have to pay for howard stern, although its the best money that i spend. im not crazy about 3rd Street promenade. im not crazy about the fact that hollywood is getting so expensive. and i miss the anti club.

    What era, day or event in Toronto’s history would you like to re-live and why?

    the rodney king riots. i was in santa barbara at the time working at sears. actually the first day, the day they were voted not guilty i was at dodger stadium with the famous record producer taavi mote who engineered beverly hills cop. but the next day they rioted pretty hard and i watched it up in plush santa barbara in supersafe sears and i saw a guy rolling a big screen down Sunset from a Silo store and i wished i was behind him rolling a bigger screen. no justice, no peace.

    Who’s your favourite Torontonian?

    raymi, pit, fil. but my favorite Los Angelinos are my friends, n.w.a, and janes addiction

    Can we believe everything you post on your blog?

    i sorta wish you wouldnt. people believe way too much from the interweb. they should only believe the smiles of pretty girls during intimate moments. and dogs. everything else is a bullshit convention sponsored by fear.

    Has blogging changed you or enhanced a personality trait?

    heres another way im like raymi. fucker, blogging hasnt changed us, we’ve changed blogging. now gimme money or show me your tits.

    Do you have a favourite post from your blog?

    oh but theyre are so many. this will be my 4053rd post just on the busblog. so i will give you the best .1% or my favourites, at least

    1. how to blog

    2. how to leave a comment

    3. a few more disclaimers that I would have liked to have seen in Glenn’s disclaimer

    4. yesterday i had to go to jury duty

    Have you had your 15 minutes yet?

    15 minutes? ive had a few hours are you kidding me? i was the luckiest man ever before this blogging shit, now im the super luckiest of all times, and its only gotten better. im bound to absolutely nobody. i can do whatever i want or say whatever i want. political bloggers cant do that. im not married im not in a relationship i have no kids i have no mortgage i have no car payment. the only thing i probably couldnt do on my blog is get a flickr account, but who the fuck would want that? and if i did id say its for research or because i feel bad for yahoo. im still young enough to get it hard in seconds and im old enough to know how to bring it – unless the chick is smoking hot :cough: … the la weekly this spring named me along with guys like rick rubin and sara silverman and luke ford as one of the top 100 los angelinos of interest. i have no business in those circles. thats 15 minutes right there. this year isnt even half way through and i got sent to amsterdam, i got sent to austin, i got sent to vancouver, i got sent to coachella. those were each 15 minutes. ive had days. and im telling you, the best is right around the corner. im calling my shot right now, and it’ll be off the glass. just watch.

    Ever met a stranger who already knew you through your blog? How was that?

    many. its the best. if i had nipples that could get errect, they would have. it’s the best ever. fuck guitar lessons, kids, learn how to type shit up.

    Lose any friends or muck something up because of a post?

    most of my friends are writers, so no i havent lost any friends. i have mucked shit up from time to time, but nothing serious. im pretty good at seperating real life from what gets portrayed as real life on this thing.

    Who are your fav bloggers?

    heres ten off the top of my head: raymi, xtx, jessica, erin, raspberry, lindsay, flagrant, zulieka, the pants, chad, pitt, sweaty, leah, fil, goldenfiddle, and gorilla mask

    What’s happening in Toronto right now that the rest of us should be watching?

    i’ll tell you whats not happening in LA right now. theres not a crowd of Clipper fans waiting at the airport for their team to come home from Phoenix, which shows you how cold hearted this city is for their teams. its win it all or go home. its rough. that team was super good. it should have beaten phoenix but gave it too many chances and steve nash, mvp, doesnt need too many chances to beat you.

    You have the opportunity to gather with 5 of your regular readers – who are they, where do you meet and what do you talk about?

    lets just say theyre all female, theyre all bi, theyre all drunk, i have eaten viagra and we’re in a whipped cream factory during memorial day weekend. you know who you are. and there will be many competitions.

    Have you ever had a question you wanted to ask random people throughout the world?

    not one general one. usually i just want to tell them that i think theyre super rad. the more i travel the more i fall in love with people.

    If your blog were a food, what food would it be?

    a hostess suzy q. totally a fake food. but delicious.

    If you could gather all of the bloggers of the world together into one room and tell them one thing, what would it be?

    ladies, lube up. gentlemen, this is how its done.

    Anything else you’d like to add…

    white sox suck.

    the queen of france