raymi: oh sorry im, im wearing these pants i just cut into short/pants that are black cords and i look amazing
and cowboy boots
with pink and blue striped sox sticking out
and a white tank top thing and a lot of makeup
me: why arent you wearing a bikini, i thought it was hot over there?
2:03 PM raymi: cos i am going to be meeting some lady friends in an hour on a patio and i am practising wearing clothes
me: are you guys gonna have a pretend tea party?
2:04 PM raymi: yes but the pretending will be real and the tea with be huge booze drinks
me: what will be the topics of discussion on the table?
… do you predict.
2:05 PM raymi: morphine ex loser boyfriends obesity funny things i said or did once
me: ive only done demerol, never morphine
2:06 PM raymi: ive done neither
me: dont fret, yr young
me: did who you wanted to win win american idol
2:07 PM raymi: that wasnt english
me: you dont speak french all of a sudden? i thought you were canadian.
2:08 PM raymi: i meant
i didnt see who won was it the grey head guy
why dont you watch Lost either
raymi: HE WON!
I LOVE HIM
oh cos i dont
2:09 PM i have never seen an episode of sopranos
me: i cant believe im telling you this almost a week later
raymi: i like huff tho
me: prince played, it was killer
why dont you watch more tv, is toronto really that fascinating?
2:10 PM raymi: prince is too gay for me. i saw him and i turned it off.
oh i watch othe rstuff like movies and i play video games
and i write stories
2:11 PM me: baby ive seen the gay shit that you put on your blog. there is Nothing too gay for you.
speaking of which. lets come out with books soon
i started writing one yesterday
2:12 PM raymi: im writing one
i started a month ago
me: write something every day for 100 days
good you need a head start
youre a girl
raymi: i dont put gay things on my blog my blog is awesome
whats yer book
me: your blog is awesome despite the gayshit
its a novel autobiography
mostly real but fake parts when i slow down
raymi: tell me one gay thing on it
2:13 PM and maybe i put gay things on it if i put gay things on it maybe i put them there for a reason
me: i trust your reasons
no one has hyped your blog more than i
raymi: thats true
but what was gay?
2:15 PM me: didnt you have a guy getting blown by another guy next to a tree?
last time i checked that was borderline gay.
raymi: well that’s FUNNY!
me: i never said it wasnt funny.
2:17 PM raymi: excellent
2:18 PM me: oki guess that does it for this interview
raymi: i wonder what i will eat tonite
me: ok blow fil for us
me: yes baby?
raymi: what did the 1 say to the 11
2:19 PM me: ahhhh idont know
raymi: who’s your friend?
also what did the 0 say to the 8 ?