questions from the comments

q. should we turf our buzznet swag now???


a. if i had a blog as cool as yours general pitt, and if i was tired of something i wouldnt turf anything. id auction it off for beaucoup delores.

q. your vacation should mention that a canadian team will win the stanley cup.


a. i should mention that im rooting fo the canadian team because there has been nothing better than to see the fireworks, shopping carts, and bosoms on the blue mile.

north of isla vista that is.

q. what did i just watch?

brandon pennington

a. what you saw was proof that the kids are alright. those two young ladies as well as the children on wonder showzen (video, above) make me want to reproduce or better yet adopt, but only the funny ones.

one of the girls was singing a backstreet boys song while the other screamed fire.

ive never been that excellent in any of my 113 years of life, god bless their souls.

q. Tony when are you mailing me your dirty socks? I gave you my address a week ago!

Nikki P.

a. i love these ploys for my old socks. good try.

however it is nice to see that leck got my old keyboard.

q. Im still annoyed that technorati includes myspace as “blogs”. Just cause they put the heading “blog” on it.. don’t mean its a blog. fucking myspace.


a. i too was pretty surprised when i saw myspace blogs being indexed in technorati. but as you can see from these entries, they possess a certain je nais say kwah.

you know one result ive ever seen on technorati? one from a yahoo 360 page.

whos the biggest yahoo 360 blogger?

no, i say allow the myspace bloggers. especially jenna.

the question is what would bukowski do.

and i think i know. i think he would go to hollywood park.

tomorrows thursday and i was thinking about going to san diego and taking danielle out for dinner and a movie. then maybe escape to mexico on friday to take some pictures for you.

then spend the night alone out there in that wilderness. no cheerleaders, no computer, no tivo. just a few beers. not too many.

i used to rent a room from a very nice lady. bukowski would have done that. and she would go to tijuana once a month to volunteer at a church down there. its probably a good idea to donate something to them on the way down. and hotels are so easy, anything with a jacuzzi in the room.

danielle was an angel in my life during a very tough time when i was at e! i was super paranoid that i was going to get canned any minute, and then danielle got hired and this chick who sat next to her came over to my desk and was all youre going to love danielle and i was all wha and we met twenty minutes later and we went to get bagels and had lunch almost every day and had several photo shoots along the way.

now she lives in san diego. a town that gets no love from the busblog.

not only did it suck my first girlfriend ever into its mighty vortex but it was the scene of the crime known as the 1984 national league playoffs of which we’ve already said too much.

but i miss danielle and i want to see her and today i was so bored i went to the burbank target and walked around and realized i spent a whopping eight dollars. one thing i learned about the target in the middle of the day – no ones in a damn rush. everythings free and easy.

today i wrote a little something over at thought mechanics about dan akyroyd putting out a dvd about ufos and how he believes in them.

i got the idea from 1)going to the frys in burbank today, and 2)reading sploid

the burbank frys of course is the huge electronics store that looks like its been invaded by aliens.

sploid is the only blog i know of that gets as many hits as it does inspite/despite their love of all things ufoish.

last night i hosted the tsar afterparty again.

why not. everyone was there and it was wilder than the last time.

its funny, as great as last night was, i really dont feel like rehashing it.

but i will try.

because you had to put up with that naked guy all day.

naked guy was even at the party. he was clothed and equipped with a smoking hot girlfriend. we were all drunk so i asked him all the questions people were too shy to ask.

have you ever been naked on stage before?


who called the police on you in pittsburgh?

the hotel desk chick.

was she old?

no she was young.

did you see those gay guys totally loving your nudity?


did that freak you out at all?


then i poured him some absinthe and decided that he was an ok guy.

he is an ok guy.

people lost their keys and their cellphones. i found some barrettes on the floor this morning. i had a terrible hangover. it took most of the day to recover.

im still recovering and now its bedtime.

all i have to say is im a lucky man and i have some great friends and some of my friends play in the best band in america, and that includes both north and south america.

and i have some great neighbors who put up with a much louder party than the other week.

and i live a blessed life, which i dont deserve, but i totally appreciate.

and the cubs totally won after 15 innings thanks to sammy sosa who is back

and now the cubs are unstoppable.

a photo essay of the event