1. Friday, June 2, 2006

    being unemployed means 

    having time to read fox news dot com. and the view. and the today show. and regis and kelly.

    In honor of the new Jennifer Aniston-Vince Vaughn flick “The Break-Up,” which opens Friday, Universal Pictures and Budweiser have declared June 2 “National Break-Up Day.”

    so because brad dumped jen we’ve all gotta break up? hmmmmm. not quite sure im into that one.

    i slept on the couch last night because i didnt want to believe that i was getting sleepy at 3am. i also didnt want to sleep all day. its gorgeous here in los angeles and its 10:46am and if i were to drive somewhere like san diego now would be a good time to jump in the shower.

    heres the only problem with san diego, as much as i love danielle, i hate san diego. i want it to fall into the ocean. i want then for there to be a vortex and it gets sucked into the vortex. then i want the vortex to implode or get trapped in a mine or a well.

    you know who would try to get san diego out of a mine? old people. but old people have very bad backs so they wouldnt be able to get san diego out of the mine or well and it would just die there as the cameras rolled.

    and after a while it would begin to smell.

    and people would blame tijuana.

    i have two options for next week. i could get in a car and start driving. or i could hang out in my house and wake up at noon and go to the cinema every day with a newly unemployed cuban girl.

    who has a boyfriend.

    however i thought i saw a billboard that said what happens at the grove stays at the grove. because generally i would prefer that.

    its 11:30am. they say its gonna be a hot one.

    i need a laptop.

    or a summer college intern with a laptop.

    a very special melting dolls + courtney + zulieka + no healani