1. Wednesday, July 19, 2006

    more questions 

    now that Carmen Electra is going to be available are you going to make your move? – Kate

    do you think the former daisy duke is hotter than jessica? – Sassy Brown

    i dont think theres one thing wrong with jessica simpson. i love everything about her. i love it when she over sings, i love it when she plays dumb, i love it when shes really dumb, i love her all funked out and slobby in sweats, i love her all glammed out in plunging necklines at the mtv awards.

    if those titties are fake i dont care if theyre real i dont care. i dont even care that she totally got it on with a boybander for all those years.

    yes i think shes hotter than katherine bach but in a very different way. i think the original daisy duke was more of a tomboy which i usually like but sometimes i can be swayed by the ultra girlie girls, which jessica is certainly one.

    but she, like carmen got married and the good book frowns upon dating divorced women so i guess i will have to refuse both of their offers of lustmaking, no matter how passionate theyd probably be.

    and creative

    and oh so wrong.