1. Tuesday, July 18, 2006

    two years ago today 

    i went three for three

    it’s hard to believe, but yes, i fuck up too.

    the reason that i would never be elected president of the united states, besides being black, is because i would get on the mic and say

    it’s hard to believe, but yes, i fuck up too.

    got some in vegas at the motel 6 across from the mgm, and thankfully not with a prostitute, which means my slump is over.

    arrived back in hollywood after a nice seafood buffet lunch at the rio and got it on with clipper girls cousin who i havent seen in quite some time and did something with her hair that made me stare at her all afternoon.

    sometimes you forget that you’re with a cheerleader until they stretch their arms over their head yawning and that slim little sixpack pokes out from underneath all that pink tshirt and oh is that a belly chain

    and before the sun went down i was two for two.

    90. seo book

    how? luck. luck? good luck.

    we drove over to her place afterwards and i saw her cousin pulling out. clipper girls cousin ran inside to get her overnight bag, and i talked to the real clipper girl.

    we hadnt talked in forever.

    hi baby.

    hi tony.

    looking good.

    shuttup, nerd.

    whats going on with you?

    same old.

    still with that man?


    does he go down on you yet?

    perhaps youre confusing me with your other ex girlfriends. he and i never had that problem, thank you.

    well, uh, i thought i heard something along those lines.

    you havent heard anything along those lines.

    my apologies then.

    your hair looks good. you have a good head for that look.

    your booty looks good.

    ok, im going.

    when are we going to hang out again baby.

    you mean do it? never. its over tony.

    is he really that good in the sack?

    thats none of your business.

    moan twice if you miss me.

    you know i miss you.

    moan twice then.




    i put my head close to hers. she was sitting in her car. she couldnt move her head anywhere, but she moved it to the side.

    dont worry i whispered. im not gonna kiss you. and i put my nose behind her ear and let in the fragrance.

    then kissed it

    good seeing you baby, i said.

    and waited for her to pull away

    and waited