1. Friday, August 4, 2006

    interview with: 

    ashley’s friend jenny

    supertsar7: hi jenny
    supertsar7: sorry i still havent sent your weezer stuff yet
    jenny: that’s ok
    jenny: i was starting to worry that it was lost in the mail
    supertsar7: no, i just suck
    jenny: haha, it’s fine, so do i
    supertsar7: im sorry im making your friend all sad
    supertsar7: she’ll be waaaay better off, trust me
    jenny: i understand why you ended things though. but it sucks that you guys aren’t together anymore!
    supertsar7: it was waaay longer than i ever expected it to be
    supertsar7: i woulda thought she would have met someone else by now
    jenny: well it doesn’t help that she’s not in school
    jenny: she doesn’t meet that many people
    jenny: but that’s just me being her mom
    supertsar7: i tell her she should go to school too
    supertsar7: college was the best part of my whole life
    jenny: i know. i know she thinks she doesn’t need it, but it’s so useful these days. and she’s so smart and capable; it just seems like a waste
    supertsar7: truly
    supertsar7: other than the education, its the things you learn about life and other things too
    supertsar7: just the social aspect of being in a safe little community of peers is a once in a lifetime thing
    jenny: exactly. i mean, sure i haven’t taken full advantage of college in an academic sense but i’ve learned so much and grown so much and met so many people.
    jenny: yeah
    supertsar7: is bc much better than santa clara?
    jenny: i’m at bu. and i’m really enjoying it. boston is so much better for me and the college of communications here has so much more to offer than santa clara’s did
    supertsar7: are you going to take classes where you get to be on tv or the radio?
    jenny: hopefully at some point. i want to get a radio spot next semester, i think it’d be fun. i’d probably just talk about sex and boys the whole time. that is, if they’d let me.
    supertsar7: nah, we’re pretty shy about that stuff
    supertsar7: this girl i worked with at the college paper has one of the best sex sites on the web
    supertsar7: you should check it out:
    supertsar7: nerve.com
    supertsar7: totally arty photographs.
    supertsar7: great astrology
    supertsar7: free personals
    supertsar7: its like an intelligent site about sex
    supertsar7: way over my head
    jenny: i think i went there once from your site
    jenny: i vaguely remember
    supertsar7: she was a super cool, totally hot photographer
    supertsar7: now shes just a hot ceo
    supertsar7: with a boyfriend named rufus
    jenny: haha, that’s a name i use to insult people
    jenny: i want to be a hot ceo
    jenny: actually, i’d prefer to be a super cool, hot ceo
    supertsar7: she is super cool still, im just jealous
    supertsar7: what sort of company would you be ceo of?
    jenny: i don’t know. i don’t even know what my interests are, it’s rather sad
    supertsar7: that sounds impossible
    supertsar7: maybe talking about sex is your interest
    jenny: haha, could be. i think it’d be fun to write for one of those silly women’s magazines (which i admittedly buy every month)….you know, like ‘i tested 15 vibrators and these are my recommendations!’
    supertsar7: ok, listen, any time you want to write something like that, i would love to put it on my site
    supertsar7: so feel free to start right away
    supertsar7: you can make up a fake name if you want, too
    jenny: well, as soon as you send me 15 vibrators, i’d be happy to start my research
    jenny: really? i’ve always wanted one. but i’m worried i might get addicted.
    supertsar7: youve never tried it ever?
    jenny: nope
    supertsar7: carmen electra says she uses one 4-5 times a week
    supertsar7: but i dont think shes addicted to it
    supertsar7: this would be one i would want some chick to tell me about
    jenny: haha, a hello kitty vibrator? what will they think of next!
    jenny: i want the rabbit pearl
    supertsar7: going right for the craziest one
    supertsar7: scorpios are the best!
    jenny: yes, yes we are
    supertsar7: one year i dated six scorpios in a row
    supertsar7: i would highly recommend that to any young boy
    jenny: we’re the most sexual and sensuous sign of the zodiac
    supertsar7: by a mile
    jenny: yay
    supertsar7: in many cases its not even fair
    jenny: haha, well i’m sorry you feel that way. but we make up for it by also being stubborn, jealous, possessive, over-emotional psychos
    supertsar7: but also mysterious and sultry and intuitive
    supertsar7: im lucky i was born on the cusp of scorpio and libra
    supertsar7: so im not jealous at all
    supertsar7: or emotional
    jenny: i wish i wasn’t jealous. it’s more hassle than it’s worth.
    supertsar7: i think with practice people can get over it
    supertsar7: although even God says that hes jealous
    jenny: well i need a lot of practice then. actually, i think i’m getting better.
    jenny: really?
    jenny: well then i don’t feel so bad
    supertsar7: yeah, way early in Genesis, he says that hes a jealous God
    supertsar7: and hes very emotional
    jenny: maybe he’s a scorpio.
    supertsar7: could be
    jenny: alright, well i’m afraid i have to go. my little french friend is craving some grub.
    supertsar7: right on, good chatting with you
    jenny: it was good talking to you too
    jenny: hopefully we will speak again soon
    supertsar7: cool!
    supertsar7: au revoir!
    jenny: bye bye!