1. Friday, August 11, 2006

    im in flagstaff 

    its not so hot here. mostly because its 6000 feet above sea level.

    youd think being closer to the sun would make it warmer, but weirdly the reverse is true. i will never understand Science, unless its a way for God to have us TOTALLY believe in Him or be totally confused by this great experiment.

    im in a Burger King. they gave me a free coke cuz their shake machine was broken. im using the EVDO card which is pretty fast for being in the middle of buttfuck.

    i took a lot of pics that are on my Buzznet on a different gallery than the one on the left there. so click that buisness over there and hunt for the Summer 06 Gallery.

    the car is good but its making me nervous. sometimes i will hit the gas and black smoke will come from the tailpipe. im about to go to a mechanic to ask if that means im burning oil. i dont recall it doing that in LA but who knows maybe i diddnt notice there because with all the smog its hard to tell what your car is doing.

    my mom called and got off the phone when she realized i was actually driving.

    i should talk to more people but im shy. secretely im very shy. id rather not talk to people when im on the road because theyre just going to tell me to go places that i have no time for. plus anything naturey just makes me want to eat shrooms and get naked and climb trees. so i keep to the roads.

    being here is waaaaaaaaaaaay better than that cheapass Motel 6 in PHX. fuck that shit. next time i might spend the extra $10 not to have a dirty ass handicapable room where there are wide open spaces of sadness and dirty floors. i didnt walk on the floors i floated because of germs. then i used my sandals. then i wore my sandals in the shower for two reasons

    one i didnt want my precious athlete-foot capable feet to get athletes foot – or worse in that shit. two i felt bad for my flip flops for having to walk on those floors.

    usually i tip the maid but i didnt this time. also it was the shadiest place. people honking at night, people honking in the day time. people following me to my car to ask me for money at 2am. i gave the guy two bucks and when he introduced himself to me i said something that everyone should say when they want to freak out someone who is either about to mug them or break into their car at 2:45am

    “dude if you knew who i was you’d keep walking.”

    and when he said something else i said, “you’d keep walking.”

    he took the money and kept walking.