1. Thursday, January 4, 2007

    busblog on the road 

    the naked cowgirl in times square 10/1 drunk blogging in a new york barwatching the bears “im at alaphbet citu7sh. 7th and b. im watcing the bears with a bunch of bears fans whove movved here. i wanna move here. i saw one ugly chick if youre scoring at home and ivf youre scoring at home squeeze yr chicks ass for me.”

    10/1 first time having sex in a public bathroom

    10/2 video of a kid riding a skateboard while driving a minibike

    10/3 interview with some groovy people in central park

    10/3 made it to dc despite car problems

    10/4 hanging out with my bro in dc

    10/5
    more proof that im totally insane

    10/6 nashville: “the devil takes these road trips with me. hes a pretty good travel partner. he ties to make me fall asleep on the wheel. he spots out all the rednecks and white trash. he reminds me how easy it is to get laid and then makes all the girls i meet on the road married or dating or have terrible breath. last night we met a check out chick at the wall mart and he was all oh no you wont and i was all watch me fucker.

    10/7 memphis tent revival video action


    10/7
    review of graceland

    10/8 photos of the french quarter, memphis, and graceland

    10/9 new orleans

    10/10 interview with a teenage girl in new orleans

    10/11 photo essay of new orleans on LAist

    10/11 blogging from crawfish city for your ass

    10/12 blogging from waco texas in a popeye’s about being in austin texas with dan sara and leah

    10/13 on friday the thirteenth clipper girls cousin called me on my cell phone and totally was mean to me and said horrible things all while i was driving on the george bush freeway in texas ending in her hanging up on me and i will probably never talk to her again so fuck her

    also a picture of elvis presleys teddy bear

    10/14 from a really nice $55 motel in santa rosa new mexico not san rafael i was actually stoned when i wrote that off a joint i found in the bedspread. video interview with the seemingly perfect kristin pony from when i was in oklahoma that morning.

    10/15 because a lot of hotel and motel owners read the busblog heres some tips i have for you

    10/16 bored at the grand canyon. no wonder people do acid here.

    10/17 video from glendale arizona as the chicago bears face the arizona cardinals on one of the greatest monday night football games of all time

    10/18 but i left early because it was killing me to see them get slaughtered. meaning that when they suddenly made that miraculous comeback it was because of something that i had done, namely leave the game and sacrifice myself for the good of the city of chicago and bears fans everywhere.

    10/18 a tiny college girl suckers me into getting a facebook deal

    10/19 i drove home special to be able to see the pogues and they sucked

    10/21 for the first time ever on the busblog i reveal my true age, 99

    10/22 on my 100th birthday i post my second favorite page from stiff

    10/23 clipper girl promises a great birthday gift and not only doesnt deliver but ditched me on my birthday and then called the next day and i will never probably ever talk to her ever again either so fuck her too.

    10/26 not adjusting well to being off the road

    10/29 i talk about a womans right to choose what happens in her womb and i get 56 comments

    10/30 why abortion rights should go to sexually active girls and why they shouldnt need parental approval.

    10/31 a review of the craziest month of the year