1. Monday, April 23, 2007

    it amazes me that i can chat with my bff in affrica 

    but i can.

    4:43 AM Chris: you are up! wow! i was just reading your blog. are you ok? questioning god?? you?

    me: baby you know better than to pay attention to that. i had this chick over from fox here the night before i wrote that and she was drunk and saying how she was drunk and she didnt care and that she wanted to go to bed with me and i was all hmmmm and i thought to myself that its rape if you bang drunk girls so i said i will sleep on the couch
    4:44 AM but wouldnt let me sleep on the couch, so she made me sleep in my bed with her.

    Chris: okay. weird post.

    4:45 AM me: yes

    Chris: you not wanting action??

    me: just waiting on you baby

    Chris: yeah, right. ha

    me: well last night i went out with the one who a few years ago ran out of my house after i showed her my drivers liscense. it was fun. i felt odd in a good way.

    Chris: that’s awesome.

    4:46 AM me: i might take her to see the Jesus and Mary Chain on thursday if she ever decides to write me back. scarlett johannson might sing backup for them

    Chris: no way. that sounds fun!

    4:47 AM me: indeed, and then the next day starts Coachella, friday is bjork, arcade fire, and sonic youth

    4:48 AM Chris: unbelievable. i’m missing a lot!
    including you.

    me: awwww
    youre not gonna miss that much. and it will be expensive and hot
    Chris: yeah. it’s damn expensive.
    karisa doesn’t want to go?
    4:50 AM me: hmmm, i never really asked her since its three days long
    but i guess she might want to go for one day
    however her arm is still in a cast so maybe not
    i miss you so baby
    i think of you every day

    Chris: i think of you too.
    4:51 AM when i read some things on your blog…i know some aren’t true…
    but i don’t want you to be too lonely.

    me: thanks baby
    im not at all lonely
    in the slightest

    4:52 AM Chris: ok. good.
    where did you get the picture your latest post? that was an awesome photo.

    me: ahahah thats old. that is like 2 years old i guess
    4:56 AM when i was dating kirstin dunst

    Chris: the photo?? ah

    me: i took her to antis house and thats his crazy big bong
    that was for 4/20 day’s post. you should teach the africans kids about 4/20 ;)
    Chris: ha mmm no.

    me: ahaha ok
    i thought of you today because i was watching a hitchcock movie that id never seen
    and we saw so many together

    Chris: which one?

    4:59 AM me: foreign correspondent, 1940

    Chris: don’t think i’ve seen that one either! i thought of you this weekend also because i watched little miss sunshine…

    me: oh you did! did you love it?!!?1

    5:00 AM Chris: yes! it was awesome. everyone was perfect in it too.

    me: ahahaah how on earth did you get it?
    bootleg or something?

    5:01 AM Chris: there’s a movie “rental” place in mukono, 45 minutes away.
    it’s a decent copy.

    me: wow!

    Chris: he had a ton of movies…

    5:02 AM me: dvd rentals in a third world country? in one of the poorest places in the world?

    5:03 AM Chris: well, it’s weird. you pay 20,000 for a membership… which is about 10 bucks. most people end up renting the dvd and then “vanishing”.
    you can rent as many as you want. kind of a dumb buisness….because there’s no license, credit card.

    5:04 AM but! he lets teresa and me rent as many as we want. because we return them.

    me: so insane

    Chris: yep. the life that is uganda.
    endless stories.

    5:05 AM me: i hope youre writing them down!

    Chris: some.
    need to write more.
    but seriously tony.
    everything is crazy here.
    Chris: yesterday, i saw a girl have one of the worst epileptic fits i’ve seen in a long time here.
    it was so bad she urinated on herself.

    me: oh no!

    Chris: the person responsible had “forgtten’ to give her meds for 2 days.
    poor girl.

    5:08 AM me: the tribe should stone the one responsible!!

    Chris: haha
    no, no.
    the girl also needs to learn to go to the matron for meds.
    it’s both…

    5:09 AM i’m finding solace in movies at the moment.
    me: good idea
    Chris: seems to help.
    i love them.
    at first i didn’t here becuase i would actually get homesick becuase the reality is so different.
    but now, i’m happy. also the entire 2nd season of CSI
    watched all night last night.

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    5:20 AM Chris: awesome.
    hey tony…
    i’ve gotta run.
    i’lll try to find you again soon this week.
    so happy you were online!
    5:21 AM me: me too!
    Chris: i didn’t say hi because i assumed you would be asleep.
    won’t make that mistake again.
    me: ahahah
    you never know
    i love you baby
    Chris: it’s true.
    me: keep saving the world
    Chris: lots of love to yo too….
    not saving the world.
    5:22 AM hardly.
    you will like this.

    Select the ‘Uganda Bound’ link at the bottom of the page. :)
    5:23 AM me: ok will do!
    Chris: the nice opticians mention me.
    very sweet.
    they are the generous ones.