1. Saturday, July 28, 2007

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    was a threesome of sorts

    there was the daytime outside picture lovin crew at the steamworks.

    there was the nighttime inside shots drinkin group at the railway.

    and then there was the afterhours poutine eating group at frix.

    there was so much drinking and smoking that there probably should have been a little more drinking and smoking because i actually remember some of it, and the memories are sweet.

    at 420 at steamworks was miss604, duane, keira, and mr and mrs gusgreeper. we were amazed by the lovely lass with an all denim dress that looked like jeans everywhere. i loved it, keira not so much.

    we drank many pitchers and the ladies took many pictures of their boobs

    when in vanboober…

    at 9pm we walked over to the railway and said goodbye to keira and miss604 and met up with smelly danielly, chad, foxxy, patz, justagirl, nome, the lovely elizabeth and her dude, jen and her friend, terra, and to my great surprise, lowercase carmen.

    there was much drinking and i dont remember a word that was said. success.

    afterwards in my room i believe there was someone waiting in there for me and another who followed me in and i believe those girls convinced me to shave my nuts.

    something that had never been done before.

    then i participated in something that id never done before.

    and then i was unanimously voted the least valuable player.

    and now im sitting here with some empty plates of roomservice and windows open and soda cans beer bottles and wine bottles undressed and kicked over and abused

    and the angels playing the tigers on the game of the week

    and im looking at this sprite can with a straw sticking out of it and im all how the hell did you get here

    but to me thats canada. so nice in the midst of american debauchery.

    the fresh flowers on the porn set.

    tonight there will be more fireworks.

    i am so not worthy.