1. Thursday, August 23, 2007

    hi canada 

    yesterday i was asked if i would ever leave LA.

    i said, sure, if i was in love with someone and i was able to write for a living and spend most of my day smoking weed in my pajama bottoms.

    the questioner asked
    would you move to new mexico?

    i said no.
    texas?
    austin.

    maine?
    no.
    new york?
    maybe. if i was paid three times more than i get now, maybe.
    kansas?
    no.

    oregon, yes.

    how about canada.
    and i said i would definately move to canada but only if i was married to a girl
    who loved wearing different cheerleader outfits every day.

    because if she didnt, come december id be saying, why the hell did i leave LA?

    but thank you miss604 and keira for your lovely hello from bc!