1. Tuesday, August 28, 2007

    shabooty asks “f marry kill – miss teen south carolina, raymi, paula abdul” 

    and if youre new to the howard stern game, that means who would you have sex with, who would you marry, and who would you kill.

    like most things, this question begins and ends with raymi, canadas best topless blogger.

    now because i totally love and respect Fil, i cant marry raymi and i cant f her, so ive gotta killer.

    but because i wouldnt want to make Fil an orphan i cant kill his girlfriend so either i have to marry her or bone her.

    something that id never do under any circumstance, not just out of respect, but – well, im just very happy with our relationship.

    very happy.

    but this game is completely important, so… because i know i would probably kill raymi if she was my wife (or more probably vice versa) i cant marry her

    so for her own sake, in order to KEEP HER ALIVE ONLY, i would have to pump her with the cock of Life. the whole time saying SORRY PX THIS IS UGH FOR EVERYONES OWN GOOD UGH DROPPIN LOADS

    and like i said in the post below i would marry miss teen south carolina, tie her tubes, and together we would learn geography even though shes a nimrod and probably isnt worth my time, but fortunately the Bible allows for multiple wives so we’re good.

    which would be ideal because after i kill paula abdul i will need one of them to bail me outta the pokey.

    hope youre happy shabooty.