Chris: hi! just saw your pics of karisa.
me: how are you baby?
Chris: doing ok. 2 days til mom comes.
me: im so impressed that shes going to Uganda!
Chris: very excited.
me: im so sorry i didnt call you back when the phone disconnected – i have been soooo busy it was nuts that day
and in 6 hours today i interview Air on the telephone and i havent been to sleep yet
Chris: wow! no problem about calling.
me: baby i asked your boy Nelly where he likes to eat when hes in LA
hes shorter than i thought
Chris: how did you talk with nelly? he is short.
me: me and karisa went to the mtv video awards
i was on the red carpet
she was in Justin Timberlakes fantasy suite
where 50 cent and TI did mini concerts
Chris: i was just reading that! wow!
me: and Timbaland
Chris: you lie so much in your blog nobody’s going to believe you.
me: everybody believes everything on there. anyways, we were late
so we were trying to hail a cab
and we were walking the streets and dressed up
and we passed the westin where normally theres cabs for the rich
but all there was was a limo and the dude was totally checking out karisa
so i go, she needs to get to the vmas, 40 bucks
he was all, im 200
i was all 30
he was all ahahah i’ll take you two
so we rolled up on that shit in a stretch limo
me: the entire thing was ridiculous
Chris: for 30 bucks!!
Chris: sounds like it!
me: and we tipped i think 5 more cuz we got there pretty fast
our hotel was amazing
and the whole time i talked about you
Chris: where did you stay?
me: the meridian!!!
thats one reason i was talking about you – they have these suites that are so amazing
plasma screen in the living room and main bedroom
gormet kitchen, leather couches
and best of all 24 hr hot tub
how many times do you want to go to the hot tub and theyre all, closes at 9pm or some shit
so i was telling her that you and i stayed at Le Meridian in amsterdam that one time
and i took the best picture ive ever taken of you there
me: angel of everything
Chris: such a great hotel.
sounds like you guys had an amazing time!
me: baby i met miss universe
miss teen universe and miss usa
and miss teen south carolina
do you know about her?
me: they just had the miss teen america pagent
and she got into the interview round
and just answered this question in the dumbest way possible that turned into the funniest thing of all
while being smoking hot
anyways she was walking down the red carpet but way far away from the press
Chris: so miss teen south carolina won?
me: no cuz she fucked up that question so bad
Chris: miss teen america?
i know, nobody watched it live, but YouTube… you know…
so she avoided everyone on the red carpet but back in the press room where i was watching the awards every once in a while a winner or a star would come out and pose
for the photographers
like 40 of them
so she came out and posed and she really is super hot
but people were all, to your left honey
no, your other left
which was sad cuz she was standing still
me: so mean
but right now everyones saying how bad britney was in the opening
Chris: was she performing new music?
me: yes, a really good song. i interviewed the songwriter.
Chris: but she sucked?
me: well being there youre excited so i didnt notice at first. and then when me and karisa watched the rerun later that night at the peppermill we were drunk. but i just watched it again tonight and brit was like a fat drunk tired person of about 75 years old walking through a routine for the 3rd time
but the thing is shes not that fat
shes just out of shape
but one theory is she was going to do some magic thing cuz shes dating this magician
but mtv said no at the last minute
so they didnt really give her enough time to create a new routine.
so maybe she was being punk rock against mtv by half assing the routine
and Because of YouTube, everyones watching it over and over
and i bet you right now, britneys new song is the most listened to song in the world
therefore i think shes a damn genius
me: tell me you dream of me in that hut in afrique
i don’t live in a damn hut!
but yes, i dream of you!
meg white is suffering of “exhaustion” and the white stripes had to cancel their us tour
they were gonna play the forum!
Chris: they cancelled the whole tour?
not just a few shows?
me: exhaustion is usually code for needs to go to rehab
i’m a bit out of the rock and roll scene.
me: are there monkeys there?
gorillas (but only if you pay $500 to see them)
me: we ate at an expensive restaurant
did we ever eat at an expensive restaurant?
paris we ate at a fancy place.
or expensive rather.
me: the outdoor place at night?
me: i dont remember that being that expensive
i thought we were splurging that night because it was the only place open.
i had the duck with the yummy sauce.
me: ahahahaha how do people remember these things!
scary spice is short
Chris: i’m glad you had a great time.
you are living the life
me: its nothing without you
id rather be anywhere with you
Chris: vegas with karisa is the way to go.
me: merely a distraction from missing you.
sorry to run.
me: im sorry i havent sent your books
they will be out soon!
Chris: love hearing these stories!
me: i love you so
Chris: no worries.
i have a bunch at the moment.
Chris: mom is probably bringing some.
me: oh right
are you going to take her out of your campsite?
yeah. a bit. have a few activities planned for her.
some will wait til she comes. to see how she does.
me: the cubs lost in 14 innings today
greet everyone for me.
me: ok i will
miss you too!