i came to college a virgin, a boy, an innocent

and i dont want to pretend like i walked out a Man, but mama mia the things that i learned and experienced and am still trying to figure out in my head…

one of the most fascinating people i met was a tiny little whisp of a dream named Death.

somehow the lord put her in my dorm. st. nicholas dorm. aptly named because every day a little bit of Christmas arrived.

one day i looked out my window and there was Death dressed in black, platinum hair, reading a book, under a palm tree. just like it was the most normal thing in the world.

she was marilyn manson way before he even got outta grade school. she was s&m before there were letters for it. she was the scariest person id ever seen and yet incredibly beautiful and short and petite and thin and wow.

one day she came up to me and told me that she read my newspaper articles and i said hi and she said hi and we chit chatted very quietly as isla vista errupted around us and a week later i saw a party with all these people going crazy and there she was doing a tassle dance

later she said hi and i said hi and she said i have a knife under my bed

and i said please tell me everything about your knife and your bed and you.

and she said oftentimes i wake up and i cant believe ive been tricked into being close to another man, and i reach under the bed and i pull out the knife

and i thought, remember to make out with her on the beach.

timmmmmaaaaay brings us a recent picture of kim, who clearly stills got it

raymi sez giver more

raymi: why havent u blogged about my weblogs awards yet
look who is beating me for f sake

me: busy weekend. btw im speaking at that event

raymi: yes u said that. i need votes now! u wantto be speaknig about yourfriend right

me: tell people you will get naked or something if you win. or you wont if you lose.

raymi: no. jus tfucknig do it now!

me: crap, youre getting creamed

raymi: yeah but i can close in if u help me

me: why hasnt mg helped?

raymi: i close in and then at nite she magically gets 500 + votes the weblog guys are looking in to see if theres cheating afoot
cos he refuses to

me: ahahaha

raymi: i need your fucknig help now

me: send me a hot pic, and i will put it on my blog

raymi: http://www.flickr.com/photos/raymilauren/1848406963/

me: ok youre getting there. but i need horizontal

raymi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuEu8MbL6Oo

me: how you gonna get votes in the shadows

raymi: dude ive got millions of fofots jeez they know wha ti look like
im stressing here and no onecares hjut do it already

me: i like the vid. post coming up in 1 min

raymi: thanky so much

they can vote everyday til nov 8

and talk shit abitu the competition
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me: k

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