1. Thursday, November 1, 2007

    because nothing in this bitch is true 

    i really dont get as much tail as my writing staff portrays me as receiving.

    so when i go to canada and my cup overfloweth, oftentimes right in front of busblog readers, the myth not only continues but it grows at rates of 5% just like the looney to the dollar.

    which is why i shouldnta been shocked to receive an overnight international package from the great white north containing a super sweet zippered hoodie from a super sweet unzipperd hottie. but there it was yesterday on my doorstep and it was just one of the nice little unexpected nice things that happened to me this week.

    the other was, out of the blue, one of the hottest babes on my gmail buddy list just came right out and said that she was “attracted” to me, but that there was a small matter of her boyfriend.

    as many of you know, recently i celebrated my 101st birthday. so to receive such a compliment from a girl nearly 1/5 my age was slightly amazing.

    and sometimes my friends the thought does count. especially since i cant even remember the last time any one actually said that to me. in america at least.

    last night i took a teenage runaway from the valley to ucla to see … And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead at ackerman’s grand ball room, as they opened up for Adult Swim’s metal cartoon band Dethklok.

    now if theres one school thats soft in LA it’s UCLA because where else can you get tasered in the fucking library by a rentacop and you take it? if that shit had gone down at UCSB there would be a bloody if not dead rentacop next to the keg on the 8th floor stacks.

    so it was pretty funny to hear the kids chant Dethklok after the very first song by Trail of Dead.

    and you know youve brought the wrong chick when instead of laughing at the hilarity shes adjusting her hot topic plastic skirt.

    however its hard to hate on a girl who made up her face to look like a zombie, poured fake blood in her hair and ironed on white letters on her black way tshirt to spell out Explode Me

    which raymi if you do go to the show when it travels to TO i recommend you do

    likewise i also suggest that you brush up on your Guitar Hero III because they are the cosponsors of the tour and they have a little pre show competition where the winner gets a free game.

    was it fun? yes. am i too old for this shit? Nevah!

    now go forth and die.