is because he doesn’t know how to handle a good thing when it’s friggin tossed right in his friggin lap
gary busey graciously gave seacrest something interesting during another lackluster three hours of “omg hi” and “omg what are you wearing” and instead of taking the bull by the horns and riding that bad boy bareback, he turned positioned himself nervously behind two women as a human shield.
joan rivers is a million years old, is as petite as anyone in hollywood, and if busey had tried to bum rush her show she would have either kneed the buddy holly star in the family jewels or traded jokes with the man.
but seacrest is the epitome of phony baloney and doesnt know what to say unless its either written on a card or whispered into his earpiece.
your life is fucked and youve outted yourself on national tv when you sheepishly shriek for the aid of affleck from the current milf of the week.
stay off my carpet and go get your tips teased next year, seacrest, or we’ll send anonymous after your ass next.
earlier in the day we had sushi together and all was well until she explained to me that her cell phone wasn’t doing her right, so maybe for her birthday in a few months she might find herself with a new iphone? btw, all the pics in this post were taken with my iPhone.
believe it or not but this was my very first experience with fondue in all my years. we had beef, chicken, shrimp, and later chocolate. karisa has three fondue set ups.
we also had hella champagne which helped make the ladies dance.
the kids started talking about 2 Girls One Cup which Dave and Abdi had never seen
the girls freaked out, but dave hung in there
for a smidge
so then i said, hey have you ever seen goatse.cx?
apparently they hadnt
karisa had to go in for seconds.
thanks for popping my melty cheese cherry, rockstar!
BERKELEY SPRINGS, W.Va. — Their air might bring pollution complaints, but residents of Los Angeles drink the nation’s tastiest tap water, according to the judges of an international competition.
More than 120 water sources competed in the 18th annual Berkeley Springs International Water Tasting, held Saturday.
A panel of 10 journalists and food critics sampled sparkling, tap and bottled water from 19 states and other countries, including New Zealand, Romania, Macedonia and the Philippines.
The title of best municipal water was shared by the Metropolitan Water District of Southern California, which serves Los Angeles, and the town of Clearbrook, British Columbia.
Los Angeles won a gold medal in 1998 and has been in the top five in four other competitions since then, according to the competition organizers.
“It means they give special care and attention to their water and how it is processed,” said event producer Jill Klein Rone.
when all my green friends told me that bottled water is bad for the environment because the plastic bottles fill landfills and the gasoline the trucks use to deliver those bottles, etc., i was all, looks like i will go back to beer.
but now it looks like i can kick it old school and just use the faucet or the garden hose again. thanks DWP!