1. Tuesday, February 5, 2008

    congratulations sk smith in your new place of employment! 

    yes thats right, one of our favorite bloggers has gone from the frying pan into the fire by accepting mr laynes plea to write for him on Wonkette!

    as you know sk and the busblog go way back but because all the stalkers over there seem so obsessed to dig up any dirt on her (resorting to accusing her of writing Amazon reviews in a past life – omg as if) i wont make it any easier for them.

    lets just say that shes good people, nay great people, and wonkette doesnt deserve her. ok it does. shit, now i really have no excuse not to read it!

    heres how layne announced it.

    Oh Hai: Here Is Some New Wonkette Person!

    Your newest Wonkette associate still confuses Barry Goldwater with that other guy, the Democrat (McGeorge Bundy?), and spends her free time watching surgery programs on The Learning Channel. In other words, she’s got that perfect combination of seasoned inside-the-beltway perspective and an intimate working knowledge of enlarged livers that makes her the right person at the right time for Wonkette, until she gets fired. Exciting and detailed personal information, after the jump!

    Sara K. Smith was born into a band of roving hobos, but through sheer moxie and old-fashioned grit transformed herself into one of those white Ivy League-educated douchebags that “ordinary Americans” despise. Several years ago she abandoned her glamorous job as a freelance technology marketing writer to work for Sploid, another doomed venture headed up by Ol’ Beardy. She now happily jumps aboard this leaking proud vessel with Hope in her heart that she, like Hillary Clinton, may some day bring America the transcendent blessing of electronic medical records.

    i cant wait for the day when ALL of my friends are pro bloggers.