of all the things i dont understand

women top the list

which isnt to say i understand:

remove under penalty of law pillow tags
jews for jesus
vegetarians who eat fish
any romance concerning the dh
why some tv looks worse in hd than it does on regular tv
why we insist on the electoral college
why people who are sexually active dont get tested regularly
the popularity of jay leno
21st century fm radio
why Ulysses was once banned
the lack of bs called on these $4 a gallon gas prices
the multitudes of intelligent people who live by an ancient book theyve never read
men who wear crocs
women who wear thongs with labels still in them
generic dog food
hummers
skorts
how pat obrien kept his job for nearly 3 years after those phone calls
why beck peaked so early
combovers
the decline of top hats over the years
why we dont get uptight that osama hasnt been found
why presidential candidates dont say elect me and i will find that fuckr
why tsar didnt sell millions
why counting crows did sell millions
why people buy minivans when none of them grew up being driven in them and life was fine
cigarettes
how anyone can be bored these days
why some people still get married very young
why classic rock sounds 100 times better than current rock
why some people insist on doing things they hate instead of things they love
puzzles

but mostly i dont understand women any more today than when i was 14.

photo of krista via oceanaria