1. Friday, June 20, 2008

    her name is sweetness 

    she lives in a shoe.
    said its two for one, said for yr friend too.
    duane was downing diet cokes. maybe he had something to pour in them.
    maybe someone stopped by a liquor store on sherman way.
    maybe we had some tall boys in the parking lot.
    maybe somehow my cold magically went away.
    maybe it wasnt a cold anymore, maybe it was stress. maybe ive been stressed and didnt know it.
    maybe back in the day i was barfing every day and didnt think it was stress
    but it twas.
    maybe men should realize that theyre not supermen every damn day
    even if they secretly work for the xbgay. maybe if they were as in tune with their bodies
    and souls they would know why the caged burd sings.
    maybe it sings for thee.
    maybe sweetness is for me. maybe.
    which rhymes with dinosaur jr is on do you knwo them
    shes all isnt this van halen
    shes all isnt this silver lake
    shes all isnt that a finals ticket
    shes all isnt this wait are you wait tony pierce?
    why have i heard that name.
    i was all tell that to duane but duane has his own problems
    seems his hands are full seems his dance card is being f’ed with
    seems like anythings possible as kevin garnett says
    seems like the world is your oyster xcept sometimes its chocolate covered
    xcept sometimes its malted xcept sometimes you hafta step outta your
    lepard skintight pillbox hat.
    xcept sometimes you hafta ask for the sail
    as in, come sail away with us. both of yous. whatelse you gonna do.
    both of you combined dont equal the ages of me.
    how is that even
    wait what did you say.
    i said blah blah she was all wait what. i was all i bet you blah blah
    she was all BET i was all ok if you win you get everything thats in my trunk and wallet
    if i win you hafta come back to not silver lake and party with us
    its called the age game. and if both of you combined dont equal me
    then duane becomes the luckiest tourist in hollywood.
    which rhymes with sometimes lifes good.